The Texas Tao
Chapter 4

IV. Interstate 10. San Antonio.
Nogalitos Exit.

Population:
786,023
Elevation: 500
Climate: Semi-arid
Topography: Mesquite-tree barren
Historical Oddity: The Alamo.
Category: Anglo-controlled Spanish city.Telling Detail: The Alamo is a cenotaph. Santa Anna burned the bodies of the Texian defenders.
Prominent Amenity: The River Walk.
Best One-word Description: Nocturnal. Like all great cities, it comes to life at night.
Insight: Mariachi mass is celebrated every Sunday in the 350-year-old missions.


1. Until you learn how to gentle them, avoid those who seek power.
                                                         –Mahalia

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2. In the mornin the farmer finds the travelin salesman in bed with his daughter and yells, "I thought you said last night you got your dick shot off in Vietnam!" "I did," says the travelin salesman, "but it left a nine-inch stub."
                                                         –.38 Special.

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3. If you believe perseverance furthers,fn1 you create China. If you believe gentle perseverance furthers, you create the world.
                                                         –Mahalia

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4. I've enjoyed about all of this I can stand.
                                                         –Gray Wolf.

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4a. That last Rest Area over by Schulenberg, somebody'd written on the wall, "I'm 12" long and 3" wide. Interested?" And somebody had wrote underneath, "Fascinated. How big is your dick?"
                                                         –Mud Flap

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5. Beware poets with clothes on. They have forgotten how much they are lying.
                                                         –Zig-zag Joy

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6.The hand-made bricks of hope.
                                                         –Lone Stranger.

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7. Pimples, if properly understood, open cosmic doors.
                                                         –UFO

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8. Autophagists all.
                                                         –Mr. Camp.

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9. Have you examined your orrery lately?
                                                         –Spark Plug.

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9a. Old girl went to her lawyer to file for divorce. Lawyer asks why. She says, "Hobosexuality." He says, "Don't you mean homosexuality." "Hell no," she says. "That son of a bitch is a pure-dee bum fuck."
                                                         –Sugar Britches.

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10. Must–as in Christianity–the potential for great good always be balanced by the potential for great evil? The consistent existence of such phenomena provide the randomists one of their strongest arguments.
                                                         –Fritz.

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11. The flight from real community, a social reflection of the flight from the body. We rather accept and build empty lives on the foolishness of cosmetics and slothes.
                                                         –Celia Celia

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12. Ecstasy? Maybe. Maybe not.
                                                         –Tinfoil Seagull.

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13. Awed and unsure of ourselves, we call the next dominant mode of consciousness imagination and poke around its edges, rewarding those who poke best with, usually, money and, almost always, fame–much as, no doubt, Cro-Magnon had some word for dawning rationality and poked around its edges, etc.
                                                         –Cottonpicker.

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14. One so wants to be rich, like one's fellows, in anger, or sadness, bitterness, or hate–any of the emotional coins of the realm. The implicit lesson is that thus does one build a life, a career here.
                                                         –Mahalia.

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15. The universe itself gives according to one's needs, and takes according to one's ability. Marx's wisdom lay in perceiving this central mechanism; his folly, in believing that a state could be formed which would do the same.
                                                         –Ramrod

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16. "Fantastic dreams" = one of our neater, common redundancies.fn2
                                                         –Mr. Camp.

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17. Silly Asians. I am all four: a man dreaming I am a man, a man dreaming I am a butterfly, a butterfly dreaming I am a butterfly, and a butterfly dreaming I am a man, plus several more manifestations that do not easily lend themselves to language.fn3
                                                         –Wild Man

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18. Silly Europeans. I neither think nor am.
                                                         –Orange Krishna

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19. Silly Americans.
                                                         –Hard On

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20. I felt most at home, most comfortable on this planet, in this century, one night on Maui. Asia and Europe and America seemed equidistant, equally remote, equally irrelevant, equally entertaining.
                                                         –Zig-zag Joy

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21. There was these two monks who'd been living in silence for years at their monastery. Finally, one day they's out walkin' amongst the fig trees and one of 'em whispers, I can't take it no more, let's talk. And the other says, O.K., what you want to talk about? The first one says, let's say dirty words. O.K. says the other, you go first. So the first one thinks a minute and says, Hair under your arms. Now it's your turn, you say one. The other, who's lookin' a little pekid, says, I can't. I'm comin'.
                                                         –Mud Flap.

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22. Addison and Steele have a lot of explaining to do. They can start with The New Yorker.
                                                         –Ken Russell, Jr.

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23. You young fellers what been spoilt by all this stuff these last few years won't remember but durin' the war, there was actually shortages. And this lady walks into her grocery store wantin' some onions, and the grocer tells her he ain’t had no onions for a month. She won't take no for a answer, and he says, Look, lady, let me put it like this. Who put the blue in the sky? God, of course, she says. And who put the red in the sunset? God did that too, she says. And who put the fuck in onions? And the lady says, there ain't no fuck in onions. And he says, that's exactly what I'm tryin' to tell you.
                                                         –Monkey Business

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24. The yellow rose knows best. Just ask one.
                                                         –Orange Krishna

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25. The fear of odor-ardor-order.
                                                         –Green Mountain Man.

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26. The three-eyed know that art draws on and reflects the future as much as it does the present and the past.fn4
                                                         –Pat Angeli.

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27. You show me a J.B. Hunt driver that can do that and I'll kiss your ass and give you half a hour to draw a crowd.
                                                         –Inch Worm.

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28. It is not a matter of escaping the body. It is rather a matter of, through loving attention, getting it calmed and relaxed, free of the tensions of its social jungle-hunting tensions. Then, as the tiger sleeps peacefully by the fireplace, one blows on and through the ever-glowing embers.fn5
                                                         –Mr. Camp.

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29. He's ugly enough to scare a dog off a gut truck.
                                                         –Sugar Britches.

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30. Now? The American Association for the Advancement of Gnosis? The National Gnosis Foundation? If not now, when?
                                                         –Happy Marmoset.

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31. The Western explorers? Eckhardt, Swedenborg, Blake, Novalis. Leary, Lilly. Juan de la Cruz. All feminists.
                                                         –Mona Lisa

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32. The two ways of knowing–inner and outer–are mutally exclusive only in a society that has desaclarized nature.
                                                         –Mr. Camp.

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33. Just remember one thing, hon. The bigger the belt buckle, the littler the dick.
                                                         –Wild One.

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34. Semelefn6 was on the right track.
                                                         –Orange Krishna.

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35. This guy takes a girl out for a long drive, then he parks, and says, "Fuck?" "Well," she says, "I usually don't, but you talked me into it."
                                                         –.38 Special

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36. The Age of Work. That capital "w" is very important if you want to understand this era. Only the arrogant, the greedy, and the ambitious can be so foolhardy as to think they Work and then go home and stop Working.
                                                         –Gulf Stream

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37. Krishnamurti pegged revolutions: rearranging the prison furniture.
                                                         –Ramrod

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38. And Sethfn7 pegged karma: the only way to know what it's like to be poor is to forget that you are rich.
                                                         –Pat Angeli.

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39. Ex cathedra? Yes. Yes. Yes. But not theirs. Mine. Yours. Ours.
                                                         –UFO.

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40. It's either this, or a jeremaiad–mosaic, or tantrum. One of those per lifetime is enough.
                                                         –Hard On!

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41. Rigid spines: beware the culture whose music loses a good beat. Limpid spines: beware the culture whose music is all beat.
                                                         –Dr. Detroit

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42. Present-day occult orthodoxy is childishly simple–and childishly right–about the hidden reality much as the Greek atomists were "right" about the structure of matter.
                                                         –New Adam

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43. Open the windows and be a little creative. Open the doors and be a lot creative. Step outside–and turn yourself and the world inside out.fn8
                                                         –Orange Krishna

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44. Vonnegut: Love may fail, but simple politeness will carry the day.
                                                         –Celia Celia.

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46. Wilde's epitaph: Cleverness better be its own reward.
                                                         –Long John.

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47. Survival Supplies: Create a mind haven, a mental paradise, designed, equipped, furnished, and populated in the best possible way, to which you practice retreating.
                                                         –Hank III

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48. Survival Supplies: One medium-size X, where x = the good or object your given planet values most highly. On earth in this century, a bar of gold, or a diamond.
                                                         –Bullwinkle.

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49. Werner Erhard is right. No planetary solution is possible without food for all. Simone Swan is also right. No planetary solution is possible without shelter for all. Marx is also right. No planetary solution is possible without good work for all. Then, and only then, can America teach the world its kindergarten lessons of freedom–and we can all head for the first grade.
                                                         –Trail Boss

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50. It's time to piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
                                                         –Mona Lisa.

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51. How absurd to think one's god leaves.
                                                         –Celia Celia

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52. How absurd to think that one's god would throw one out of paradise.
                                                         –Mahalia

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53. How absurd to think that one's god wants one's foreskin.
                                                         –Inch Worm

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54. How absurd to think that one's god would nail his son to a cross.
                                                         –Zig-zag Joy

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55. How absurd to think that one's god hates.
                                                         –Lone Stranger

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56. These two drunks is talkin' at the bar, and one says, Shay, do you like droopy tits? The other one says, No. Well, do you like big asses? No. Well, how about big sloppy cunts? No, of course not. Then how come you sneakin' around after my wife when I'm not home?
                                                         –.38 Special.

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57. This is not a revolutionary statement.
                                                         –Gamekeeper

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58. Who is more untrustworthy–the writer who numbers her ideas, or the writer who doesn't?
                                                         –Green Mountain Girl

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59. We give certain culturally and/or personally selected vectors of the past unnecessary energy, validity, and continuity by deeply expecting them to continue with only limited changeability tomorrow. In so doing, we ignorantly impart similar values to like vectors of the future, which, when we wake up in the morning are there, ready and as potent as we expected them to be. No wonder it is so hard to change the world, or oneself.fn9
                                                         –Cam's Gillette

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60. Anyone to the right of Marx is fascist, no matter how you try to sugarcoat the truth. Marx himself will be seen as at best a weak centrist, as a new left unfolds.
                                                         –Ramrod

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61. The malleable cosmos.
                                                         –Tail Fin

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62. This old boy was hitchin' rides out west, and was havin' trouble gettin' anywhere on account of people'd stop and ask him his politics and he'd say Democrat and they'd drive off. Finally this pretty young thing in a station wagon stops and this time he says Republican and she says, O.K., get in. They drive off together and before long her skirt starts inchin' up and pretty soon he can pretty near see her panties. The old boy starts sweatin' and scoochin' around in his seat and finally he says, Stop the car, I got to get out. I ain't been a Republiccan more than fifteen minutes and already I feel like screwin' somebody.
                                                         –Bar Ditch

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63. Does punishment ever not tighten the knot tighter in both the punished and the punisher? The vengeful society, no matter how loving in no matter how many ways, is always doomed.fn10
                                                         –Hard On!

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64. Preciate runnin' with you. Maybe you can get me lost in your home town sometime.
                                                         –Shortstop.

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65. There is light loose before which the darkness cannot flee. The nature of light is play, that of darkness, rest. Movement, and stasis. Joy, and entropy. One doubts that the cherub merely stands before God.fn11
                                                         –Preacher Man

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66. This old rassler's explaining to his manager how he lost the biggest match of his life. He was fightin' some old Mexican dude who got him in his famous hold called the "Greek Pretzel Twist." They was asquirmin' and atwistin', and this old boy was about give out when he seen this pair of dirty red balls hangin' down right in front of his eyes. "How come you didn't bite them off," says his manager. "I did," says the old boy. "Only problem was, they was mine!"
                                                         –James

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67. The future will fear our eyes, just as our children do now.
                                                         –Widow's Might

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68. I just get pissed off when everbody starts mindin' my business and gives me the wrong directions, and then I get lost.
                                                         –Unit 639.

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69. Don't believe a word of it! I'm playing!
                                                         –Rubber Duck

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70. Tell me the difference between the computer keyboard and Mozart's harpsichord keyboard. Please.
                                                         –All Fingers

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71. All right. At this moment there are 48,591 dead animals on the highways of the world.
                                                         –Fritz

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72. Krishnamurti died the other day. There are still 48,951 dead animals on the highways of the world.
                                                         –Trail Boss

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73. All is female.fn13
                                                         –Mr. Camp

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74. It's fine to build your identity around nationality, religion, politics, job, family, language, this world–as long as you're always aware that's what you're doing.
                                                         –Celia Celia

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75. In the deepest sense, "inner peace"–the search for which has made so many priests and their churches rich and powerful–is a redundancy.
                                                         –Mr. Camp

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76. Miz Goody-two-shoes was out drivin' in the country one day, and she just has to go, so she stops at this filling station that all it has is a outhouse. She goes in, sets down, and starts doin' her business, when she hear's this voice comin' from way down under her, that says, "Pardon me, lady, would you mind movin' over one hole. I'm tryin' to paint down here."
                                                         –Mud Flap.

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77. Many mansions? O.K., but how many bathrooms? And are the garages attached?fn14
                                                         –Marty

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78. Sometimes I want to dig Abraham Lincoln up and shoot him again.
                                                         –Log Roller.

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79. Remember: the point of view in oriental art is suspended in space, while in traditional occidental art it is that of the observor standing on the ground.
                                                         –Zig-zag Joy

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80. The Orient distrusts soul scientists, and recommends each individual reproduce the experiments for herself. At the same time, the Orient takes the world on faith. The west does the opposite, distrusting the world and world-scientists and demanding reproducibility of world-theories, while taking the soul and soul-scientists on faith. So the East gets Buddha, the West gets Newton.
                                                         –McLoony Tunes

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81. There are also wandering centers of planetary attention, consciousness, and one of them in this hemisphere is moving south, fast, leaving Europe and its East-coast-America clone to shiver alone.
                                                         –Mr. Camp

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82. The whites. The white age. We will be judged, harshly, deservedly.fn15
                                                         –Billy Boy

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83.
–We'll catch you tomorrow. Have a nice one.
–I don't want tomorrow. I want today.

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84. Pan lives. Read Rechy.fn16
                                                         –Billy Boy

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85. Caravaggio, by painting dark, showed us the infinite lightness of flesh, which, in compulsively clothed civilizations, is always frightening to see.
                                                         –Zig-zag Joy

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86. It is difficult to care much about a century that idolized the likes of Picasso. Guernica is such a thoughtful mess.
                                                         –Gray Wolf

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87. Small souls seek small art.
                                                         –Zig-zag Joy

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88. Seek the planet with soft rocks on its shorelines.
                                                         –Mercan Beauty

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89. The Space Age is already primitive, pre-history, though one would guess it will take the world a good century or two to figure that out. The poets now are backed in a corner and have nowhere to look but at the hidden reality, and it generally takes a couple of hundred years for their perceptions to attract general attention.
                                                         –New Adam

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90. I ain't got no time to jack with you, you goddam weenie washer.
                                                         –Howlin' Jack.

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91. Computers are our first infinitely forgiving teachers. It has been a long, costly wait.
                                                         –Celia Celia

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92. One answer seems likely to be found in complexly mingled nine-dimensional non-columnar matrices.fn17
                                                         –UFO

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93. Have you ever seen a tight tiger jump (tight meaning muscularly tense)? If you have watched human history, you've seen something very similar–with similarly slapstick results.
                                                         –Mr. Snowtree

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94. A Indian gets a terrible stomachache so he goes into town to see a city doctor. The doctor looks him over and says, "I can't find nothin' wrong with you, Sittin' Bull. Have you moved lately?" And Sittin' Bull says, "Me no move." So the doctor give him a big dose of Ex-lax. Few days later here comes old Sittin' Bull again to tell the doctor he still got the stomachache, so the doc give him a even bigger dose. Finally, on the eighth visit, the doc says, "Sittin' Bull, I just can't believe you haven't moved yet." And Sittin' Bull says, "Don't worry, Doc. Me move tomorrow. Wigwam full of shit."
                                                         –.38 Special.

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95. When the rose blooms, the whole world listens.
                                                         –Celia Celia

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96. Might we not be better off herding galaxies?
                                                         –Orange Krishna

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97. Nonage creeps slowly past pertuiny, closing the gap wikip lareen.
                                                         –Monkey Business

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98. Hoo boy, it's slippery when it's wet.
                                                         –Spiral.

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99. I guarantee you, hon, us old women's candle still flickers.
                                                         –North Wind.

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100. Only dream-forgetful civilizations tell tales of frozen repetition.
                                                         –Lorelei

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101. Time is clogged. What this century needs is a good laxative.
                                                         –Orange Krishna

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102. Death is the singer taking a breath.
                                                         –Instigator

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103. Handel : Bach = Vietnam : Japan.
                                                         –All Fingers

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104. Though the quality of mercy is never strained–which means it is always effortless, its effect is more powerful than that of any weapon, as Gandhi knew.
                                                         –Mr. Snowtree

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105. This old boy's azippin' through Nevada and sees this sign that says, "Grandma's Cat House, One Mile." Before long, here's a sign, "Grandma's Cat House. Stop Here." So he does, and gets out and goes in and meets Grandma, who takes his twenty dollars and tells him to just go through the door at the end of the hall. So he does, and it leads right out into the backyard. He looks around and sees another sign. This one says, "You Have Now Been Screwed By Grandma. Please don't Give Away My Secret. I'm Just an Old Lady Trying to Make Ends Meet."
                                                         –Mud Flap.

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106. Power corrupts because it gives the time-bound persona the illusion of control over that which is not subject to its control, thus distracting that persona from its proper business.
                                                         –Black Diamond

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107. Remember the joy of overcoming the loneliness in Cro-Magnon caves.
                                                         –Mahalia

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107b. Anyone who sees life as anything other than a self-dissolving illusion is still trapped in life.
                                                         –Novalis

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107c. Everything is by its nature eternal. Mortality, transitoriness is precisely a characterisic of higher beings.
                                                         –Novalis

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108. Science? Science? Knowing what?
                                                         –Mr. Camp

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109. The Bible is the west's most potent repository of its confused millennia of experience with kundalini. The present upshot of it all is that we leave sex to the censors, healing to the diseased, and worship impotent gods in air conditioned churches.
                                                         –McLoony Tunes

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110. Konstantin Raudive wants paying attention to.fn18
                                                         –Mercan Beauty

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111. So does Gershon Legman.fn19
                                                         –Mud Flap

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112. And Paul Goodman.fn20
                                                         –New Adam

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113. And Ken Weaver.
                                                         –Mud Flap

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114. If you need hope, go sit on the side of a tropical mountain and read Tobias Schneebaum's Keep the River on Your Right.
                                                         –Bullwinkle

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115. I'm gonna meet me a country girl with a lot of money, I decided.
                                                         –Smokestack.

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116. Last Puzzle No. 1. Why are Krishnamurti's words troubling?
Last Puzzle No. 2. What was Beethoven hearing near the end?
Last Puzzle No. 3. Why are the cave-paintings at Lascaux shocking?
Last Puzzle No. 4. What are the metaphysical implications of orgasm?
Last Puzzle No. 5. What do the words "salt," "corn," "book," and "quasar" have in common?
                                                         –Anonymous

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117. You lay one brick, and you're not a bricklayer, but you suck one cock and you're dang sure a cocksucker.
                                                         –Spiral.

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118. Stop reading over my shoulder. Please.
                                                         –Prairie Dog

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119. Dichotomy recapitulates barbarism.
                                                         –Dr. Detroit

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120. Ex nihilo nihil fit. Nothing is made from nothing. See sciencism.
                                                         –All Bricked Up

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121. Pedagogy doesn't further. At all.
                                                         –Celia Celia

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122. Beware of insomniac seers. How well do you think Jesus slept? And Buddha?
                                                         –Ramrod

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123. Blue riders of the purple sage scare mainly night spirits.
                                                         –UFO

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124. This Yankee comes to New Orleans cause he's heard you can get anything you want at a New Orleans whorehouse. A taxidriver takes him to this one and he tells the madam what he wants and before you know it, she's trotted out this fourteen-year-old girl, naked as the day she's born. The Yankee takes one look and shakes his head, and says, "No wool!" "Hell, mister," says the Madam, "what you want to do, fuck or knit?"
                                                         –Gray Wolf.

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125. The sadist desperately seeks proof that it is possible–if only for others–to feel, and simultaneously confirms the belief that those who still feel are fools. A self-validating trap.
                                                         –Hank III

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126. In the shared delusion of being rudderless, humanity, collectively and individually, steers only crooked courses–thereby confirming the correctness of the delusion.
                                                         –Trail Boss

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127. Sounds like it's lockin' gas cap time to me.
                                                         –Mrs. O'Leary.

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128. Science is the 19th century's best joke, and we are the punchline. Just as Christianity is the Jews' best joke, with its waspish punchline. Marxism is the 19th century's great shaggy dog story, and capitalism, being its own self-explanatory punchline, the great Polish joke.
                                                         –Happy Marmoset

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129. This here driver from Tennessee finally gets to fuck this here whore in Spokane that he's heard about for years. They's really goin' at it when he asks her to spread her thighs more. She does, and they go to it again, and then he asks the same thing of her, whereupon she says, "What you tryin' to do, get your balls in too?" "No, maam," the old boy says, "I'm tryin' to get them out."
                                                         –.38 Special.

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130. Naphtha seeks its own level.
                                                         –Rubber Duck

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131. St. Ives? I wonder if he knew the American (the 20th century?) truth he came to embody.
                                                         –UFO

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132. When was the last time you were tickled? When was the last time you tickled? Why not more recently?
                                                         –Bullwinkle

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133. Mozart at least had wit, irony. But Bach? Precious little.
                                                         –All Fingers

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134. Playfulness is next to godliness.
                                                         –Anonymous

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135. Mankind? No. Mancruel. At least in his received form.
                                                         –Billy Boy

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136. At night seek comfort within, by day, without (the sun, trees, whatever).
                                                         –Celia Celia

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137. What an embarrassment Japan is. The yang to China's yin?
                                                         –Hyundai Hunk

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138. Beware the man or woman who...
                                                         –Mr. Camp

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139. Tweezers. What a curious artifact.
                                                         –UFO

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140. Lost? Disconsolate? All you need is a truthful clock.
                                                         –Spark Plug

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141. So Germany was our Greece after all. How long until we realize it?fn21
                                                         –Fritz

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142. Fools stalk fortune. Fame stalks us all.
                                                         –McLoony Tunes

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143. Without circumferential girth there is no substance. Which is why we go around repeating ourselves.
                                                         –Orange Krishna

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144. Beware the culture that does not respect the mystery of the hymen.
                                                         –Mr. Camp

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145. Fame is the artistic equivalent of the red-shift fallacy in cosmology.
                                                         –Mixmaster

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146. The hermaphrodite also shits.
                                                         –Sugar Britches

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147. This is cultural DNA, involving more helices than I can count.
                                                         –Beach Stone

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148. So here I find my freedom.
                                                         –Wild Man

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149. Man, I'm tired as a whore on double-stamp day.
                                                         –Beer Belly.

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150. The great souls come in a thousand forms. I have one outside my window, and if passersby noticed it they would call it a live oak tree.
                                                         –Mahalia

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151. I don't know which I like better, dollar margaritas or hot jism.
                                                         –Sidewinder.

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152. We are witnessed.
                                                         –UFO

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153. I don't rightly remember. I think one goes to the right and the other goes to the left.
                                                         –Inch Worm.

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154. Not art. Put more accurately: not art that is ego-obsessed.
                                                         –Zig-zag Joy

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155. Y'all hear the one about this gal who's out fishin' and not catchin' a thing. The man next to her's caught a bunch. He tells her he's a doctor and uses cut toenails for bait. She asks another fellow who's caught a lot, and he's a doctor who uses appendixes. Finally she asks this third guy who's got the biggest fish of all. "You a doctor?" she says. This fellow looks at her and says, "No, lady, I ain't no doctor. I'm a rabbi."
                                                         –Mud Flap.

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156. We also take dictation. Far more than we know.
                                                         –Lorelei

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San Antonio Notes
1A famous reminder from the oldest Republican document in the world, the I Ching.
2Patricia Garfield, Creative Dreaming, Pathways to Ecastasy.
3Wild Man here has the nerve to try to improve on Chuang-Tzu, Lao-Tzu's follower and one of the great prose stylists.
4Pat's reference, I think, is to one of the great, overlooked amalgamations of the perennial creed, "Slip Inside This House," by Tommy Hall. The last stanza reads:
One-eye men aren't really reigning.
They just march in place until
Two-eyed men with mystery training
Finally feel the power fill.
Three-eyed men are not complaining.
They can yo-yo where they will.
5Mr. Camp paraphrases several of Patanjali's Yoga Aphorisms. Later that night, he told me of his discovery of the wisdom of the east. He was a scrubbed 16-year-old, fresh off the ranch west of Sweetwater, wandering around Fort Worth one day. He was, he feels, guided into Barber's Book Store, where he found himself standing before a shelf containing strange little dark blue books with gilt titles, several of which he proceeded to buy. They were of course the old Ramacharaka texts from turn-of-the-century England. He said, when he started reading, a sun brighter than that in West Texas appeared within him that afternoon. He was also intrigued by the cultural irony/juxtapostion, which he learned of only later. Somehow, Thomas Eakins' masterpiece, The Bathers, wound up years ago in Fort Worth, and hung for decades over the circulation desk of the public library there–less than a hundred feet from the shelf that changed Mr. Camp's life.
6A mortal who longed to cohabit with Zeus. He finally obliged. The union consumed her but not before it produced one offspring: Dionysus. Orange Krishna was particularly fond of Hoelderlin's poem on the subject.
7I was shocked to learn that Pat, who otherwise showed remarkable esthetic taste and cultural discrimination, had not only read Jane Roberts' Seth books, but had re-read them, and re-re-read one in particular (The Nature of Personal Reality).
8Peter Weiss's Marat/Sade, of course.
9One of the dangers of a good liberal education is that it sometimes produces prose like this. The French (e.g., Levi-Strauss) are much better at it than we are.
10A.S. Neill, Summerhill.
11From Schiller, the "Ode to Joy": Und der Cherub steht vor Gott! ("and the cherub stands before God").
12The Heretic of Xoana, by Gerhardt Hauptmann.
13The first of a number of plays on the line by the pre-Socratic philosopher, Thales ("All is water").
14Marty was having a lot of trouble that night with some of Jesus' more sweeping statements ("In my father's house are many mansions").
15Billy Boy had been reading Doris Lessing.
16John Rechy, City of Night.
17One of UFO's more cryptic utterances.
18Raudive claimed to pick up conversations of the dead on tape recorders.
19The Rationale of the Dirty Joke.
20Compulsory Mis-education, Growing Up Absurd, Ten Years.
21Fritz later explained he was referring to what he saw as the insidious effects of fake paganism in Germany.

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