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"Giving well is the best revenge."
  --Douglas Milburn.

 

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Disturbingly silent for several years, Cassandra, our staff prophet, returns and, having boned up on entrails or whatever it is she does, issues a storm warning such as you'll never see on either CNN or The Weather Channel.

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Megalomaniacs Anonymous
Ontology editor Astraeu Chakar makes contact with the Illuminati and comes back with a tell-all confession from a prominent megalomaniac.

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Katherine Ozanic ponders the reflections in the surface of the recently formed Lake George, Louisiana.

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A Divine Checklist

Through a channeling-adept (who wishes to remain anonymous), we have acquired a detailed document from on high (actually, from on very high, in fact, just from just about as high as you can get) that for the first time reveals to mortals just how heavenly retribution is meted out here below.

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We have finally seen the error of our ways (have you???) and have formed Thinkers Anonymous to help all good citizens stop asking bothersome questions of our leaders. Herewith, a free membership card in this vital, new organization.

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This excellent site, which bills itself as "The Magazine of Christian Unrest," has been collecting religious jokes in 2 categories (funny, and offensive) and asking readers to vote for their favorites. You can read the results here.

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Hot Links 95
We know, our readers think we sit around THINKING all the time. Well, not exactly... We too spend minutes hours days every month just flitting about the Internet, finding stuff.

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Fixing the Pax Americana
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"Giving well is the best revenge."
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Our Leaders Speak: The Wit and Wisdom of the Bush Administration Faced with the Largest Natural Disaster in American History.
Here they are, for your reading pleasure, all the great sound-bites in one place. You're welcome.

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of King George:
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Editor Doc Cuddy is mad as hell as isn't going to take it anymore. He asks you to diagnose with him the highly errant behavior of a certain prominent individual.

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This excellent site, which bills itself as "The Magazine of Christian Unrest," has been collecting religious jokes in 2 categories (funny, and offensive) and asking readers to vote for their favorites. You can read the results here.

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Base 2?
Doc Cuddy remembers that while the Vietnam war raged there was also massive hope in America. But now?

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The Magellan's Log Visual Argument for Unintelligent Design
You've got the Darwinians. You've got the Intelligent Design people. There's a third possibility so powerful you don't even need words. Consider our little gallery...

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What Price Empire?
Political editor Lulu Dilworth tries for a clear-eyed look at present American (and global) reality. Sadly, she's reminded of the lovely summer of 1914.

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Smart Mouths 95
"Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them." —John Fowles... And other choice quotes we've come across recently.

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