29. Ms. and Mr. April
What if we're the centerfold
for this month's issue of Playgod?
Splayed, airbrushed, there we lie,
pouting a bit and fingering
a rouged tumescent nip
ple and spouting interests:
"Bloodsport, filicide, and golf.
Favorite color: St. Sebastian green.
Favorite pastime: cygnophagy. Fav
orite logorithm: I-am-bic pentam
eter. Favorite animal: non-pale
people. Favorite city: New York
and Tokyo (tie). Ambition: defogg
ing Magellan's Cloud. Most Fervent
Wish: That William Shattner live
forever."
