8. Xeno's Stepped-on Toes
Old seers, soothsayers, and such
were fond of paradox.
It's fun, shocking, and
safely subversive. But
the time has come to
speak certain simple truths
simply: science lies;
religion is vain;
all culture is perm
anently disabling; mon
ey, often the problem, is
never the solution, ne
ver; the only things
funnier than cocks
and cunts is clothes.