Part the Second

Gathered by the Staff of Magellan's Log

A Gentle Warning:

Several issues back, staff members were cleaning out their hard drives and discovered an assortment of um shall we say phallicly oriented photos that they'd gathered at odd times from their excursions around the Internet. Willy-nilly (so to speak), we collected the photos in a feature called "Penises on Parade."

Mindful of our reputation as a hotbed of high-level cultural commentary, we warned readers not to expect porn (because the photos were in fact mainly funny). In vain. The feature turned out to be one of the most popular things we've done in our years of mining for meaning in the morass of millennial culture.

Well.

Time passed. More odd-ball photos accumulated in our hard (so to speak) drives, and here we are again, lowering the level of Internet discourse. See below, where you will find 20 thumbnails which the randier among you will of course click on in order to see the full-size images. For those for whom 20 such images are not enough, click here to go to the original "Penises on Parade" that got us to this new low-point.

Boys Will Be Boys 1.	Boys Will be Boys 2.	Boys Will Be Boys 3.	Boys Will Be Boys 4.
Boys Will Be Boys 5.	Boys Will Be Boys 6.	Meat Matters 1.	Meat Matters 2.
Meat Matters 3.	Meat Matters 4.	Size Matters 1.	Size Matters 2.
Size Matters 3.	Size Matters 4.	Size Matters 5.	Size Matters 6.
Size Matters 7.*	Size Matters 8.	Size Matters 9.	On the Other Hand...

*Allegedly Rasputin's legendary organ, on display in a Moscow museum.

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