The Official Magellan's Log
Global Psychic Weather Forecast Service

by Jason Twinhaft

Welcome to the access page for the Official Magellan's Log Global Psychic Weather Forecasting Service!

Below you will see four buttons to give you a glimpse of what is to come, psychic-weather-wise.

As I noted on the previous page, the accuracy of the resulting prediction varies directly with--sorry, there's no other way to say this--the purity of your heart. Of course, there's not much you can do in a few seconds to improve that condition, is there?

Nonetheless, repeated tests of our system have shown that two factors over which you do have some immediate control can increase the accuracy of the prediction:

1. Relaxation.
2. Concentration.

Thus we strongly recommend that before you choose and press a button, you do your best to relax your body and concentrate your mind on the task at hand.

Note: The images used in our system of taken from what we think of as "weather." They are ENTIRELY metaphorical. It is up to you to apply the image analogically to your situation. For example, if the forecast you get show a huge rain storm coming your way, that can be bad, good, or irrelevant to your life at the moment, depending on any number of factors.

Note No. 2: The people who REALLY need to use our system of course are out national and international leaders. Unfortunately, the Catch-22 at work here is that the history of global weather has got us to a place where most likely the LEAST pure-of-heart of all 6 billion of us are the ones who wind up in positions of leadership.

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