

A Checklist for the Culturally Insecure
by Maurice Fitznuggly, Culture StudiesEditor
Part IV. Transportation
___ 1. Give yourself +5 for each hybrid vehicle in your household.
___ 2. Give yourself 5 for each vehicle in your household with a ground clearance
greater that six inches.
___ 3. Give yourself 5 for each vehicle in your household that gets less that 20
miles per gallon in city driving.
___ 4. Let "A" = the number of people in your household. Let "B" = the
total seats in the vehicles owned by your household. Subtract A from B and give yourself
that negative number. Example 9-3 = 6; your score would be 6.
___ 5. Give yourself +1 for each time in the last week that youve visibly angered
another driver by talking on your cellphone while at the wheel.
___ 6. Give yourself +5 for each Segway you own.
Transportation Score: _____
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