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A Checklist for the Culturally Insecure

by Maurice Fitznuggly, Culture StudiesEditor


Part II. Drugs
___ 1. Give yourself –1 for each decade that has passed since you last took LSD.
___ 2. Give yourself +1 if you know what "GNC" stands for.
___ 3. Give yourself –1 for each Big Mac (or similar product) you’ve eaten in the last month.
___ 4. Give yourself +1 for each serotonin uptake inhibitor you’ve taken in the last week.
___ 5. Give yourself –1 for each nasty thing you’ve said in the last week to someone who was smoking within 100 meters.
___ 6. Give yourself –1 for each six-pack of beer you’ve drunk in the last week.

Drugs Score: _____

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