

A Checklist for the Culturally Insecure
by Maurice Fitznuggly, Culture StudiesEditor
Part II. Drugs
___ 1. Give yourself 1 for each decade that has passed since you
last took LSD.
___ 2. Give yourself +1 if you know what "GNC" stands for.
___ 3. Give yourself 1 for each Big Mac (or similar product) youve eaten in
the last month.
___ 4. Give yourself +1 for each serotonin uptake inhibitor youve taken in the last
week.
___ 5. Give yourself 1 for each nasty thing youve said in the last week to
someone who was smoking within 100 meters.
___ 6. Give yourself 1 for each six-pack of beer youve drunk in the last week.
Drugs Score: _____
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