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SCORING

Thanks to the labors of a virtual army of lower-order beings (cherubim and the like), we have created a real-time interface with your so-called "Internet" which enables us to do INSTANT SCORING on the R.A.T.

Even as you read this, your score is already known to us. To make it known to yourself and others of your metaphysical ilk, all you have to do is click on the gray box below. For your ease-of-understanding, we have reduced the complex scoring interpretations that WE use to a mere NINE possible outcomes.

Please click now:

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The chart below will give you a rough idea of what's in store for you next go-round-wise. Have a good life!

Color	Next Incarnation	Gender	Location	Duration
	Microbe.	N.A.	500 feet below surface of the Ross Ice Shelf.	5,000,000 years +/- 100,000.
	Musical genius.	Female.	Pago Pago.	7 years.
	Cockroach.	N.A.	Basement of British Museum.	3.27 days.
	Christian Missionary.	Male.	Kabul.	26 years.
	Bush cousin, twice removed.	Female.	Midland, TX.	83 years.
	HAL 9001	N.A.	MIT Media Lab, Cambridge, MA.	87,000 years.
	Hollywood producer.	Female.	Los Angeles.	N.A. (remains cryogenically preserved).
	Sperm.	Male.	Bill O'Reilly's scrotum.	13.2 hours.
	Clam.	N.A.	Coastal waters of Maine.	5 weeks.

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