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Are You Ready
for Your Next Life?


by Jerden Purmort

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While the information that you provide below—and a great deal more—is readily available to beings of Seraphim-rank and higher through the Akashic Records, the Empyreal Assembly recently decided that it would be helpful in making future-life assignments if we had the assignee’s own view of his/her/its most recent life experience. Our standards are admittedly—sorry, there’s no other way to put this—perfect. The degree to which an applicant’s standards deviate from our own is highly revealing of said applicant’s—again, sorry, but there’s no other way to put this—myopia.

Obviously, since "time" here has no meaning, there is no "time limit" on the test. You will finish when you finish. No matter how "long" the test takes, be assured by the Highest Authority that you incur no negative karmic points during the taking of the test.

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   IV. Graphics Reponses.
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