Part B.

Choose what is in your opinion the word that best complete each parable.

1. There was a little boy who had accidentally swallowed a box of BBs. One day he came running out of the bathroom. Little boy: "Mommy, mommy! Guess what? Guess what?" Mom: "What?" Little boy: "I peed a BB, I peed a BB!" The next day, the same thing happens. The little boy comes running out of the bathroom. Little boy: "Mommy, mommy! Guess what? Guess what?" Mom: "What?" Little boy: "I peed a BB, I peed a BB!" The next day, same thing all over again. Little boy runs out of bathroom. Little boy: "Mommy, mommy! Guess what? Guess what?" Mom: "I know, I know. You peed a BB." Little boy: No. I was jacking off & I shot the ______!"
      a. ceiling. b. dog. c. window. d. floor.

2. A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. Dr. Bruni takes one look at this woman and all professionalism immediately goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this, he says to the woman, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she says, "you’re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?" "Yes," says the woman, "you’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That’s right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sex with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I’m doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You’re getting _______."
      a. off. b. horny. c. ready. d. herpes.

3. Two Aggies decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don’t understand it—why aren’t we getting any ducks?" The other Aggie says "I keep telling you, I just don’t think we’re throwing the _______ high enough."
      a. coyote. b. moose. c. antelope. d. dog.

4. A man walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democratic Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Republican Brain, priced at $5,000,000. The man asks the sales clerk, "Why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?" The clerk replies, "Well, sir, that brain has never been _______."
      a. painted. b. lubricated. c. used. d. refurbished.

5. A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh". The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh! That would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient." "OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers. The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Despite his best efforts, he begins laughing, softly at first, then uncontrollably. Several minutes later he manages to compose himself and wipes the tears from his eyes. "I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem? The man looks up at the doctor with sad eyes and says, "It's _______."
      a. ticklish. b. swollen. c. uncontrollable. d. hydroponic.

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