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October 2003
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"Giving well is the best revenge."
  --Douglas Milburn.

 

springsm.jpg (6076 bytes)Ora Shay, our token Republican, explains her optimism in her own inimitable, take-no-prisoners Midland-Texas fashion. Or, as she might say, it's a real sidewinder.

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DIY Yin-yang
Nicholas Momurray has come up with three dozen or so images for your autumnal perusal. Slideshow with midi (2:08).

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Interregnum or Neoregnum? Anna-Marie Quave tries to figure out how the future will see the period 2001-2005. Is it merely an interruption in the more or less orderly flow of American democracy, or is it something much worse?

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Penises on Parade
Now we've really done it. Dropping all pretension to high culture, we share mostly tasteless photos from around the Internet which as a group can only be characterized as um phallic humor.

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The Mind of George W. Bush
bushmi1.jpg (6947 bytes)Biology, Freud said, is destiny. Our editor suggests geography may also be destiny and offers Dubya as a product of West Texas in evidence.

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Astronomical Pornography
Well. Put three staff members in one cubicle for too long and this is what you get... (with midi).

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Mind Check
Is your vision being adversely affected by current governmental propaganda? Our easy-to-use little 30-second diagnostic test will tell you.

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"Giving well is the best revenge."
Gifts for yourself, and for any of your friends who are still awake and thinking. All drawn from the sometimes boistrous, sometimes beautiful pages of Magellan's Log. Click here for more info about, among other things, the funniest book of the 21st century (so far).

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Zen Centerfold 74
zensm.jpg (3458 bytes)Once again we unashamedly pander to the metaphysically horny with provocative images and music. Slideshow with midi (3:10).

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Milburn’s Cat vs. Schrödinger’s Cat
On the one hand we have the maddening musings of quantum theorists with their obstrusive observer. On the other, we have Wuss and her staff.

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Blinded by the Night
Further proof of our on-going commitment to low-bandwidth Texas mysticism: Joey Ancaster combines simple gif animations and 2.5 minutes of Chopin to good effect.

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Doc Cuddy, despairing of the present American rulers, suggests we look 70 years in the past for a cautionary parallel.

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Pneumatics 101
Reppy Duart, D.D., our alleged religion editor, from whom we haven't heard in some time, checks in with, as far as we can make out, a lot of hot air. Only thing is, he's serious.

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Test Your Faith
rca1948smcut.JPG (3124 bytes)As America moves toward becoming a theocracy in all but name, it behooves each of us, as patriotic citizens, to keep our individual system of beliefs shipshape. This 20-question quiz will show how you're doing faith-wise.

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