Magellan's Log: Freudian Symbols for the 3rd Millennium

Image	Era	Surface Meaning	Freudian Meaning
Empire State Building.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Phallus, penis, cock, wang, dick, peter, johnson, etc.	Me man, you woman, we fuck.
Empire State Building.	3rd Millennium Meaning	Viagra-enhanced permanent hard-on.	The triumph of free-market, laissez-faire, anything-goes Capitalism. Mid-town is in, down-town is out.
Cave.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Vagina, vulva, birth canal, womb, beaver, hair pie, etc.	Unresolved horniness issues, uterus envy, Mom/apple-pie fixation, etc.
Cave.	3rd Millennium Meaning	What George W. Bush thinks about when he talks about evil.	Unresolved penetration issues.
Feet.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Dr. Scholl, Buster Brown.	Naked pedal fixation; incurable repression; immediate psychiatric incarceration; pre-frontal lobotomy + electroshock.
Feet.	3rd Millennium Meaning	Nike.	Tiger-envy. Nothing that a few months on Prozac won't fix.
Knife.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Phallus, penis, cock, wang, dick, peter, johnson, etc.	MY ICBM is bigger than your ICBM.
Knife.	3rd Millennium Meaning	Extreme-sports aficionado.	My circumcision is neater than your circumcision.
Calla lilies.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Vagina, vulva, birth canal, womb, beaver, hair pie, etc.	Cunnilingus fixation.
Calla lilies.	3rd Millennium Meaning	McDonald's, Burger King, etc.	Obsessive-compulsive need to "eat out" constantly.
Chevrolet Suburbann.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Levittown, Leave It to Beaver, Father Knows Best.	Cleanliness, a big car, a green lawn, a wife who knows her place is in the home, obedient children, and a really friendly parish priest are next to godliness.
Chevrolet Suburbann.	3rd Millennium Meaning	5,000 pounds of metal, leather, and electronics that get 12 miles to the gallon.	Me Suburban driver; you fucked. Size is the ONLY thing that matters.
Trombone.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Phallus, penis, cock, wang, dick, peter, johnson, etc.	To penetrate or not to penetrate, that is the real question.
Trombone.	3rd Millennium Meaning	Gabriel's horn.	The End-times are at hand.
Bathroom.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Privacy.	The National Geographic.
Bathroom.	3rd Millennium Meaning	Clorox bowl tabs.	If bathing once a day is good, bathing ten times a day is really, really good.
Baseball bat.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Baseball bat.	Mickey Mantle.
Baseball bat.	3rd Millennium Meaning	Phallus, penis, cock, etc.	Monica Lewinsky.
White House.	2nd Millennium Meaning	Purple mountains' majesties, fruited plains, etc.	Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
White House.	3rd Millennium Meaning	The world's biggest P.R. firm.	Reality is whatever George W. Bush thinks it is.