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CU-SeeMe &
Hormone
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fingersm.jpg (2998 bytes)There's more to the Internet than e-mail, ebay bidders, daytraders, and amazon shoppers. Magellan's Log tiptoes into the cyber-demi-monde.

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beware.jpg (10534 bytes)Arrgg!! Once again, we turn away from the elevated, enlightening, insightful, clever discourse we at Magellan's Log prefer and serve up yet another collection of really disgusting, offensive jokes, the best of the worst of the Internet.

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OPTICAL
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seat.jpg (7783 bytes)What you see is what you get, but what if you're not seeing quite right. A quick tour (with audio supplements) of the pitfalls of two-dimensional perception and (by implication) other vagaries of the old human condition.

 

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Chardo Blue Plains unleashes his trans-Asiatic imagination in a story that seems almost not to be there.

Roll of the Dice. Click here to be whisked to a random page in the archives.

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LeSabres,
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Some people look at cars and see, well, cars. Pedkop Bumbera looks at cars and sees crystal balls. The future is coming, and it's strangely quiet. [A year later, Bumbera had these additional prophecies.]

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MICROSOFT:
Our thousandfold tribute

Everybody's picking on Microsoft, from customers who don't appreciate the programming finesse behind hourly system crashes to governments who don't appreciate total market control. WE take our hats (and other items) off to the Royalty of Redmond.

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Beyond twitch-em-ups, there are computer simulation games that require some thought and some skill. Herewith, a few recorded rounds of the best computer golf game.


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Once upon a time, maybe only 0.0001% of humanity had the time, the money, and the medium to be passionately creative. The Internet is changing that tiny percentage by many orders of magnitude.

Ahoy, the hunt is on!
Seek, and ye shall find. Maybe. Remember: maps, portals, ley lines, rainbows, stargates, time vortices (visible and invisible) are everywhere, some links perhaps hidden on this very page. Buried Treasure

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Word's bound to get out to certain politicians about cyber-psychedelica. Next thing you know, this stuff'll be illegal. Meanwhile, here's our selection of the best eye candy. Note: Do not allow children to view these pages unattended; they may start having fun.

Boomers Meet
the Grim Reaper

Michelle Furr ferrets out a hidden reason behind the long bull market... and why it may continue.

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Think you're pretty hip, huh? Culture ain't what it used to be and covers a lot more territory now. Match culture wits with our quizmaster, who is only the least bit sadistic. No. 774.

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Editor's notes on ML7.

Trickle-down Parenting Revisited:
The average American parents spends 8 hours a week shopping and 40 minutes a week playing with their children.

CRAZY
QUOTES

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