mKlnx = average number of daily masturbations
at age 14
divided by average number
of
Kleenexes used per event.
G = average maximum length of grass in yard
between mowings (to the nearest tenth of
a centimeter), or, average fill-up of favorite
vehicle (to nearest tenth of a gallon), which-
ever is larger.
CSck = color temperature (in degrees Kelvin)
of socks (if
plaid, choose dominant hue).
bpGWB = blood pressure while watching a
speech by George W. Bush (state as
diastolic over systolic, e.g., 190/160).
AM = degrees ascension of Mars at time of
birth (calculate to the
nearest minute).
PRb = distance (to nearest tenth of a kilometer)
between primary residence and bar of choice.
Wf150 = weight (in kilograms) of favored vehicle. |
Wam = hours of mp3 Mozart files on primary
computer
(to nearest tenth of an hour).
Wwf = hours of WWF files in
home library
(VHF, TiVo, DVD,
whatever; to the nearest
tenth of an hour).
nPM = average number of months of mentoring
by persons
enumerated in nP (see below)
(in nearest tenth
of a month).
nP = number of priests, preachers, bachelor
uncles, and boy scout leaders who acted
as "mentors" during
adolescence.
pL = number of past lives personally recalled
or revealed by reliable medium.
FTmn = length of fourth toe on right foot (to
nearest
tenth of a centimeter) divided
by the
numerological sum of letters in
mother’s maiden name (reduced to
one digit
using standard Hermes
Trimegistus
method).
LP(E) = length of penis (erect). |
