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Ithyphallophobia is the fear of
seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. |
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83% of extra-terrestrials deny that they
have ever used a rectal probe on an abducted human being. |
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The average shelf- (or wallet-) life of
a latex condom is about two years. |
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According to a U.S. market research
firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. |
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A cybersexlayaboutandneerdowell
is a person who reads sex trivia pages on the Internet. |
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A man will ejaculate approximately 18
quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. |
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The first couple to be shown in bed
together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. |
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43% of Americans believe that
Republicans do not have sex. 95% of Americans believe that when Republicans have sex, they
do not enjoy it. |
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A frotteur is a person who
becomes sexually excited by rubbing against strangers. |
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You don’t want to know what the
fetish called "mucophagy" involves, but you can probably guess if you think
about it, and you're welcome for ruining your day. |
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According to the Kinsey Institute, half
of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal. |
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The most persuasive hypothesis for the
origin of the widespread practice of male circumcision is that put forward by Bruno
Bettelheim in Symbolic Wounds: It arose everywhere as primitive men tried to
emulate menses. |
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Krafft-Ebing’s Law states:
The size of the male organ varies inversely
with the size of the vehicle-of-choice.
Therefore, we must conclude that, given their fondness for F-150's and Suburbans, Texas
males have the smallest organs in the United States. |
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Semen contains small amounts of more
than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric
acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes. |
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If D.H. Lawrence was right ("Sex is
the only activity from which men learn nothing; as soon as they finish, they want to do it
again"), then the expression, "sex education," is an oxymoron. |
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Puritans (and of course puritanical
legislators, judges, and clerics) are adamantly ignorant of the almost universal lack of
erections at nude beaches, and what that fact means. |
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The US has more laws governing sexual
behavior than do all countries in Europe combined. |
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100% of Internet publications that
create sex trivia pages need to find better things to do with their cyber-smarts. |
