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Lingams & Yonis
Sex Advice from the Sub-continent

by the Staff of Magellan's Log


We plead innocent.

Wandering the Internet, we--for reasons now lost in the blur of compulsive searching--wound up at an Indian site featuring advice to the sex-challenged. One quick read-through and we realized there was stuff here that the rest of the world needed to know about. Which we now pass on. Without comment. (We did NOT make this up.)


Q:
Dear Sir,
I am married last 10 years before and i got 2 boys. 1st boy age is 8, 2nd 2 year old. Actually now getting problem with when I met [night] with my wife. I got confuse on my Lingam.
Now last one month, I can't cycle with my wife. When I cleaning the skin, some times on end scratch, also bleeding.
How can I solve the problem?
My wife sometime sucking my lingam, I think touching the teeth on Lingam. This is the reason funguse coming?
Awaiting for your urgent reply.


A:
Fungus infection is very common in females. After the intercourse you get the infection. Cleaning the genitals alone not enough. You should use antifungal cream and tablet.

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Q:
Dear Sir,
God you bless you for the valuable service you are rendering. Anyway I'm 39 years, During my sex intercourse with my wife I do not a good erection, my penies is not hard. But after my goodnight sleep my penies is stone hard. Is this erectile dysfunction. Please advice

A:
Probably a functional dysfunction. You may need sex therapy. After treatment your problem will be corrected.

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Q:
Hello doctor,
In all ur replys to questions,i find one strong statement "mastrubation is normal, it will not cause u any problem in ur sexual life", here i have a serious question to u.
Doctor i too mastrubate for nerely 15 years. I completely find change in my pennies, slowly slowly errection, is comming down, time of stiffness is comming down,after urni i find my sperms leaking out,my fore skin is complegtely out ,its not going back the but while errection,finally the quantity and thickness of the semen came down completely,so to have self test,for the past 6 months i stopped mastrubation,i was smoking for the past 4 years,that too i stopped,and then recently i mastrubated to test myself,i almost went to sucide myself. Is it not due to mastrubation?
Please don't say mastrubation is normal, doctor please help this helpless person


A:
Unfortunately your own experience different from millions of people world wide. Individual observation under guilt (Sucidal tendency) is different from scientist observation in large number of people.

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Q:
Sir, my sexual activity to my wife is unsatisfied because my ejection is very fast is their any treatment to slow down my ejection


A:
You can have sex for hours without ejaculation. You need proper treatment under sexologist.

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Q:
I have a habit of masturbation, and if I don't masturbate once in a day, it's very difficult for me to sleep. And to sleep I have to masturbate. I'm still vergin. Even though my health is going on weaker day by day. So please give some advice to solve my problem. Thanks.


A:
Masturbation is not harmful. It is natural you are not having any problem to solve.

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Q:
I have hairs around my nipples. I tried to remove those with hair remover. But it is getting denser after using that. Is it an abnormality? How can I get rid of this problem?

A:
It is common to have hair around the nipple. You can approach a beautician, they will electro coagulate the hair follicle.

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Q:
Sir, hereby I would like to forward my one of the doubtful questions for ur kind consultation. What the problems is, I am 28 years old and looking for the marriage and also on the search for a good female. But in the past I had masturbated many times in the past years and in the teen ages too. So the penis got reduced in size. But now I get good erection and it is in normal length. So I wonder about the size of the penis. At the same time I don't get the semen well, like I got in the past. So please tell me some ways to increase the size of the penis and get good amount of semen.
So please prescribe some ointments and tablets for both of the problems i mentioned here.
thanks and regards

A:
Penis size constantly vary from time to time some times very small at times it is semierect and erect; But it never shrinks. This is the guilt you develop due to masturbation. Same way when you are very much excited, you ejaculate more semen and amount of semen you ejaculated is not related to fertility capacity.

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Q:
After borning my first child, my wife's vegina is so loose. I am not satisfied with her tightness. How I satisfy with tight.


A:
"Hegel's Exercise" may be helpful. If your wife learns and do the exercise vagina will become tight.


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