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Smart Mouths 62


The best way to win war is to not fight.
                                                       –Sun Tzu.

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Experience hath shewn that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
                                                       –Thomas Jefferson.

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No country has culturally institutionalized the creative and infinite reinvention of oneself quite so deeply as the United States.
                                      –Geoff Pevere, film critic, The Toronto Star.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
                                                                       –Mark Twain.

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Once a certain level of institutionalization is reached, schools make people more stupid, while hospitals make them sick.
                                       –Matthias Finger and Jose Manuel Asu'n,
                                         Adult Education at the Crossroads,
                                         a study of the ideas of Ivan Illich..

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There is no dead matter. Lifelessness is only a facade concealing forms of life unknwon to us.
                           –Bruno Schulz, "Treatise on Tailors'Dummies."

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You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image, when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
                                                             –Ann Lamott.

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Oderint dum metuant (Let them hate us, so long as they fear us.)
                             –Seneca, on the attitudes of conquered peoples
                                at the height of the Roman Empire.

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Beverly Hills is the only ghetto in America where the rats don’t live in the walls.
                                                              –David Handler.

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Technology possesses a mediative power which can minimize or even eliminate the competitive follies which absorb so large a share of human activity.
                                                               –Glenn Gould.

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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
                                                             –Jonathan Swift.

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Any reviewer who expresses rage or loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has just put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or banana split.
                                                             –Kurt Vonnegut.

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There are more signs than trees in America. There are more signs than leaves. So I think of myself as a painter of American landscape.
                                                             –Robert Indiana.

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We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
                                                             –Anais Nin.

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Read the great books, just the great ones. Ignore the others. There’s not enough time.
    –Joseph A. Monte, Gonzaga High School (Washington, D.C),
      Pat Conroy’s English teacher.

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The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
                                                             –Oscar Wilde.

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A man's character is not his fate. A man's fate is the joke that his life plays on his character.
                                                             –Philip Roth.

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No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.
                                                             –George H.W. Bush (1987).

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The Jews are a nervous people. Nineteen centuries of Christian love have taken a toll.
                                                             –Benjamin Disraeli.

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The fact is that more people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, THAT my friends, is true perversion.
                                                             –Harvey Milk.

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There is a race between mankind and the universe. Mankind is trying to build bigger, better, faster, and more foolproof machines. The universe is trying to build bigger, better, and faster fools. So far the universe is winning.
                                                             –Albert Einstein.

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Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet.
                                                             –Jack Handey.

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Any possible universe could be explained as the work of some sort of designer. Even a universe that is completely chaotic...could be supposed to have been designed by an idiot.
                                                             –Steven Weinberg.

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Here lies a man who was given a medal for killing two men, and a dishonorable discharge for loving one.
    –Epitaph on the tombstone of Leonard Matlovich. He served
      for 12 years in the US Air Force, received exemplary ratings,
      won a Bronze Star and Purple Heart. After revealing his
      homosexual orientation, he was dishonorably discharged.

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When the unreal is taken for the real, the real becomes unreal.
                                                             –Tsao Hsueh-chin.

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Who will say with confidence that sexual abuse is more permanently damaging to children then threatening them with the eternal and unquenchable fires of hell?
                                                             –Richard Dawkins.

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Various Children on Various Points of Christian Belief:
–The seventh commandment is 'thou shalt not admit adultery.
–Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
–Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
–A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
–The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the unsympathetic Genitals.
–Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

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Whenever you are in doubt, or when the self becomes too much with you, apply the following test. Recall the face of the poorest and the weakest woman whom you have seen and ask yourself if the step you contemplate is going to be of any use to her. Will she gain anything by it? Will it restore her to a control over her own life and destiny? In other words, will it lead to help for the hungry and spiritually starving millions? Then you will find your doubts and yourself melting away.
                                                             –Gandhi.

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Many of these quotes are from this excellent site:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/quotes.htm


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