I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.

If a man says something in the woods and no one's there to hear it, is he still wrong?

Forget about world peace.
Visualize using your turn signal.

What is the difference between men and
government bonds? The bonds mature.

The place I work isn't an office.
It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

The last time we mixed religion and politics
people were burned at the stake.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Nuke the gay whales for Jesus!

As sure as God puts his children in the furnace,
He will be in the furnace with them.

My karma ran over your dogma.

Jesus is coming.
Look busy!

It's not how you pick your nose,
it's where you put your boogers.

God is perfect, man is not.
Man made beer and God made pot.

The Last Time People Listened To A Bush,
They Wandered In The Desert For 40 Years.

It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

Isis, Isis, RA, RA, RA!

I'm out of bed.
What more do you want?

Grow your own dope.
Plant a man.

God is coming and she is pissed.

Defecation eventuates.

Born-again pagan.

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