
Hallelujah!
A Real Pro at Work!
by Temple Duciel
In an age of mediocrity,
finding a well-crafted, well-written, well-edited novel is truly like stumbling across an
oasis in the Sahara. It happens, but not very often, which of course makes the finding of
it all the better.
Elsewhere in these pages (Non-P
Lit Crit) we some time ago appreciated the fiction of Donald E. Westlake. His latest,
a nifty little caper-novel called Put a Lid on It, only confirms our opinion that
good writing will out.
Much (most?) American fiction (and poetry, alas) these days comes
(so to speak) from the worlds longest running circle jerk of the little magazines, a
handful of "prestigious" graduate writing programs, and about ten million
seekers after prosal immortalitythe whole affair overseen by the stern
demigod-taskmasters at The New Yorker and their hand(so to speak)maidens at The
New York Times Book Review.
Though all navels look pretty much alike (youve got innies,
youve got outties, and thats it), theres no doubt something to be said
for navel-gazing (simply because theres something to be said for just about
human activity you can name). Whether navel-gazing of the sort prized by the present-day
American literati leads to greator even goodfiction is another matter
entirely.
The work of Donald E. Westlake is a prime case in point to
demonstrate that non-navel-gazing most definitely can produce good fiction. You dont
have to be an omphaloskeptic. You dont have to be part of the circle jerk. All
thats necessary is all thats ever been necessary for the writer: be a close
observer of the world and what happens in it, be a gifted teller of tales (which basically
means: interesting characters, a good beginning, a good middle, and a good ending), and
have a way with words words words.
As Westlake has shown time and again, from the workman-like novels
of his apprentice years (it would not be beneath the circle-jerkers to refer to those
works as "pulp"), through a whole range of both funny and serious books and
screenplays, hes got all the equipment.
In Put a Lid on It, that equipment is still in excellent
working order. A master of both the caper and the con, Westlake here has at the world of
bigtime (as in "presidential election") politics. Somebodys got an
incriminating video of the current president and the bright guys running his campaign
decide the only safe way to get their hands on it is to hire a skillful burglar.
Which leads them to Francis Xavier Meehan, skillfulif
non-violentburglar whos just made one small mistake and is on his way to do
big time in the federal big house. Francis, no dummy he (see sidebar), right from the
beginning sees the con the election guys are trying to run on him, but figures he can stay
one step ahead of them when they offer him a pardon if hell help them out.
Francis accepts the offer, and helps them out, though not quite in
the way the political stooges had in mind.
All ends well, at least for Francis, and for the reader as well, who
puts down the book realizing hes just watched a master at work. Not a wasted word.
Not a wrong note struck, and with a cornucopia of throw-away bon mots scattered throughout
(Francis describes the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan where he's briefly
incarcerated the beginning of the story as a "chrome cesspit"; later he's
listening to one of the gluttonous windbags on talk radio whom he summarizes as "one
of the best minds of the thirteenth century").
Westlake is a kind of Shakespeare without princes or poetry. Beneath
the surface cynicism and wisecracks beats a writerly heart still after all these years
mesmerized by the old comédie humaine, still fascinated by, and finally forgiving
of, the dizzying, blundering missteps that keep on making the world go round.
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Survival Tips
Donald E. Westlake's best characters have been around the block several times. They may
not've seen it all, but they've seen enough to know that, however wondrous its beauties,
the world is 1) crazy, 2) dangerous, and 3) prone to slapstick.
Westlake's latest struggling survivor, Francis Xavier
Meehan, middle-aged burglar malgré lui (see review), has accumulated over the
years what he calls "The Ten Thousand Rules," tips on getting from one day to
the next in this confusing world. Meehan carries the Ten Thousand Rules about in his head
(one of the rules is: "Never write it down"). In the course of the novel,
Francis shares a few of his rules for survival with us:
Dont count your chickens.
Write poetry, but not down.
Ears work better than eyes.
If it sounds too good to be
true, it is.
Volunteer nothing.
Always tell the truth 1) if
you cant think of anything else, 2) if its unexpected and 3) it cant
hurt you, all of which is because 4) its easier to remember.
If you dont understand
where you are, go somewhere else.
Dont accept
contributions from amateurs.
Adapt to circumstances.
Never believe this is your
lucky day.
When youre hot,
youre hot.
If you dont strike when
youre hot, youll forget about it.
We never know what tomorrow
may bring.
Theres always a first
time.
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