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The Magellan's Log Guide:
Millennial Culture-at-a-glance
by Scott McComb

So many cultures, almost as many and almost as loud-mouthed as the Christian sects. And almost as bothersome.

Since Magellan's Log advertises itself as the magazine of culture, counter-culture, and anti-culture, we thought it might be helpful to give a few specific examples. Along with a few handy little culture rating systems. Take a look and see if this doesn't ease your life down to the level of two Advils per day, one Viagra per week, and only three maxed-out credit card per month.

Cultural Examples for the Misbegotten:
   A. Culture:
      1. Extremely High Culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
      2. High Culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
      3. Low-High Culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
      4. Middle Culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2. << Do not click here if you are offended by nudity.
      5. Low Culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
      6. Low-Low Culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
      7. Abysmal Culture (The Absolute Pits).
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
            Example 3.
   B. Counter-culture:
      1. Old Counter-culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2. (154K)
      2. Current Counter-culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
      3. Future Counter-culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
   C. Anti-Culture:
      1. Old Anti-culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
      2. Current Anti-culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.
      3. Future Anti-culture.
            Example 1.
            Example 2.

The Official Magellan's Log Culture Rating Systems.
   The Official Magellan's Log Religious Culture Rating System.
   The Official Magellan's Log Scientific Culture Rating System.
   The Official Magellan's Log Post-modernist Culture Rating System.

 

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