a. sumophobia____
b. twentybillionlightyearsofemptyspaceophobia ____
c. consolationofartophobia ____
d. stoppingthechatteringmonkeyophobia ____
e. falwellophobia ____
f. cutejapanesecardesignophobia ____
g. wrightophobia ____
h. goldenmeanophobia ____
Answers:
a-6, b-7, c-5, d-8, e-1, f-4, g-2, h-3.
How did you do? If you got more than
six right, congratuations!
You are a properly frightened citizen of the 21st-century!
If you got fewer right, all that means is that
while you may well be adequately afraid,
you just don't know exactly what you're afraid of.
We suggest a regimen of the following:
1. Fox News Channel (morning and evening).
2. Rush Limbaugh (daily).
3. Art Bell (nightly).
4. A subscription to The National Review.
5. Frequent visits to The Drudge Report online.
6. Images of a frowning, bearded deity
throughout your residence.
7. Purchase of a Hummer.
8. Move to a state that allows carrying of
concealed weapons.
9. Chicken-fried steak (with gravy) and 4 cups
of coffee twice a day.
10. Daily ingestion of as many of the
B-vitamins
as your budget allows.
Next thing you know, you'll be spouting
conspiracies
with the best of them!
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