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The 2001 Randys:
Best Internet Secondary Sexual Characteristics
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Comments from the Magellan's Log Staff:

"One is put in mind of the old Fugs song, Boobs-a-lot, a crude hippie paean to the mammaries. Where are the Fugs now when we need them? For that matter, with secondaries like these, who needs the Fugs?"

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"Vesuvian mounds, roseate eruptions at the crest, a hint of blush spreading neckward: surely, Lolita in her late teens or at most early twenties in the months of full maturity before dreaded gravity takes its toll."

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"Sorry, Marshall, you were wrong. At least here the message is the message and who cares about the medium?"

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