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Our man in Chad, Nfubi Kwaadutu, checks in again, with Report No. 6, detailing the rising national
infatuation with Linda Tripp, the soon- to- arrive Special Assistant to the
Ambassadortrix- presumptive, Katherine Harris. In Report No. 7, Mr. Kwaadutu paints a wrenching
picture of the ambassadortrix's Chadian empathy. We are disurbed to read in Report No. 8 of unrest in N'Djamena on word
that Pres. Bush may appointment Brother Jeb to displace the much-loved Ms. Harris.
Famous All Authors Best Seller Quick
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The first paid advertising to appear in Magellan's
Log. We allowed it into our virginal pages because of the quality of the product.
Indeed, many of our own writers would not be where they are today were it not for the Famous All Authors Best Seller Quick
Publishing School.
GIGANTIC Magellan's Log Poli-Sci Contest!
What is wrong with this picture? If you squint your eyes and use your
imagination you will see that it's actually a photo of Clarence Thomas swearing in John
Ashcroft. Click here to get details of
our fabulous poli-sci contest relating to this historic shot.


Tough-sledding ahead as our guest scholar from Frankfurt, Ulrich von Kleinschwanz-
Ohnehosen plows into the heavy drifts of
cultural analysis. Get out your dictionary, keep the Advil handy, and go to it.
Cast Away:
The World's Longest Commercial
Sawyer Brown innocently goes to see a hit movie, unaware that he's about to subject
himself to a 150-minute commercial.

Cassandra rides again! Our token prophet, whose
thesaurus includes none of the words clustered around "happy," is back, once
again seeing doom and gloom just over the horizon.
Is
It at Least Remotely Possible That America Takes Organized Religion Just a Tad Too
Seriously?


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Against Sepsis in a Time of Contagion
The doctor says, "Take twelve minutes of
Bach and a hundred square meters of stained glass and call me in the morning..."
"Nobody with a good car ever has to
justify himself."
--Flannery O'Conner, Wise Blood.

Crouching
Buddha,
Hidden
Dharma
Our itinerent transcendentalist, Chardo Blue Plains, makes one of his rare appearances
with, of all things, what seems to be a movie
review but is probably something else altogether. He liked the movie a lot, but simple
liking is never enough for old Chardo.

Times Square in the Round
Photographer Paul Hester takes a really w-i-d-e
look at Times Square by night, 270 degrees wide. Prepare to scroll right and left to
view this large (200K) panoramic shot.

The Paintings of Jean-Marie
Putnam Jonré

Are You a 21st Century Person?
The Magellan's Log easy-as-pie
self-analysis quiz to determine whether you are living in the past or not.

Tasteless Jokes 30.
Kulchur Kwotient No. 796.
ESL 30: What's Wrong?.
Brainteaser 30: Number Fill-in.
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