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Our man in Chad, Nfubi Kwaadutu, checks in again, with Report No. 6, detailing the rising national infatuation with Linda Tripp, the soon- to- arrive Special Assistant to the Ambassadortrix- presumptive, Katherine Harris. In Report No. 7, Mr. Kwaadutu paints a wrenching picture of the ambassadortrix's Chadian empathy. We are disurbed to read in Report No. 8 of unrest in N'Djamena on word that Pres. Bush may appointment Brother Jeb to displace the much-loved Ms. Harris.

Famous All Authors Best Seller Quick Publishing School
The first paid advertising to appear in Magellan's Log. We allowed it into our virginal pages because of the quality of the product. Indeed, many of our own writers would not be where they are today were it not for the Famous All Authors Best Seller Quick Publishing School.

blank.gif (1568 bytes)GIGANTIC Magellan's Log Poli-Sci Contest!
What is wrong with this picture? If you squint your eyes and use your imagination you will see that it's actually a photo of Clarence Thomas swearing in John Ashcroft. Click here to get details of our fabulous poli-sci contest relating to this historic shot.

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Tough-sledding ahead as our guest scholar from Frankfurt, Ulrich von Kleinschwanz- Ohnehosen plows into the heavy drifts of cultural analysis. Get out your dictionary, keep the Advil handy, and go to it.

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Sawyer Brown innocently goes to see a hit movie, unaware that he's about to subject himself to a 150-minute commercial.

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Cassandra rides again! Our token prophet, whose thesaurus includes none of the words clustered around "happy," is back, once again seeing doom and gloom just over the horizon.

Is It at Least Remotely Possible That America Takes Organized Religion Just a Tad Too Seriously?

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"Giving well is the best revenge."
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Against Sepsis in a Time of Contagion
The doctor says, "Take twelve minutes of Bach and a hundred square meters of stained glass and call me in the morning..."

"Nobody with a good car ever has to justify himself."
       --Flannery O'Conner, Wise Blood.

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Our itinerent transcendentalist, Chardo Blue Plains, makes one of his rare appearances with, of all things, what seems to be a movie review but is probably something else altogether. He liked the movie a lot, but simple liking is never enough for old Chardo.


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Times Square in the Round
Photographer Paul Hester takes a really w-i-d-e look at Times Square by night, 270 degrees wide. Prepare to scroll right and left to view this large (200K) panoramic shot.

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The Paintings of Jean-Marie Putnam Jonré

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The Magellan's Log easy-as-pie self-analysis quiz to determine whether you are living in the past or not.

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Tasteless Jokes 30.
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