Westward Ho! by Bloce Kaibab
In truth, there’s hardly a dime’s worth of difference among those many books. They all give you the same lists of places to see, where to stay, where to eat. What is lacking in these whole libraries of guides to America is plain, old-fashioned, no punches pulled honesty. For example: Everybody knows that the United States has the best toilet paper in Whether you’ve already visited the United States and found yourself repeatedly baffled and embarrassed by native behavior, or whether you’re planning your first trip, we guarantee WESTWARD HO! will greatly enhance your enjoyment of all future trips to the Land of Late Capitalism Triumphant. Part 1. The Big 4 Must-see Sites in
America Part 4.
Must-avoid's: Things the Wary International Traveler
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128 pages of the best satire
from 6 years of Magellan's Log. Well beyond chortles, Is It
Empire Yet? verges on the downright hilarious. "Swiftian," says
one reader. "Rib-splitting," says another. "Brilliantly, uproariously
offensive to all right-thinking Republicans," says yet another. 128 pp. Paperback.
8.5" x 11". ISBN 0-9767821-3-8. $21.95:
the world, and rightly
prides itself on that fact. But how many travelers, not to mention guidebooks, know that
over 50% of Americans DO NOT WASH THEIR HANDS after using their excellent toilet paper? Magellan’s
Log is here to give you that kind of vital information. Here you are, still only in
the introduction to our honest guide to America and you’ve already learned to avoid
using the door handle when you exit an American restroom.