
A Tale of Two Icons
by Pedkop Bumbera**

1958 Cadillac 4-door Hardtop Convertible.

2000 Chevrolet Suburban.
1. An Open and Shut Case
The best-selling vehicle in the 1950s and 1960s was something called a "hardtop
convertible." The design, which removed the "B-pillar" between the front
and back doors, allowed a feeling of airy openness. Driver and passengers had an
unobstructed view all around. They could see out, and of course passersby could see in.
The best-selling vehicle in the 1990s and 2000s was something called a
"sport-utility vehicle." The design, based on a truck chassis, consisted of a
large, comfortable space for driver and passengers based on the elevated, enclosed space
of the 18-wheeler.
Two icons for two eras. Openness vs. closedness. Itching to go vs.
hunkering down. Sleek grace vs. ungainly bulbousness.
Dune buggy vs. tank.
The hardtop convertible was the expression of a generation that had faced
big problems, disasters really, and overcome them. First the Great Depression, then World
War II. A generation of peace, affluence, hope.
The SUV was the expression of a conscriptionless generation whose biggest
problems had been deciding whether to watch MTV or VH1. We (or at least the top quartile
of us) had got ours and by God we were going to keep and protect it. Surrounded by three
tons of metal, we rode in captain's chairs above the hoi polloi in their little foreign
tin cans, bless their souls. A generation of peace, affluence, and unbridled greed.
Fun vs. fear.
2. "I'd rather weep in a Rolls-Royce than be happy on a bicycle."
--Patrizia Gucci.
Sentient creatures in this universe when faced with a threat have three choices: fight,
flight, or freeze. As products of a couple of billion years of shaky evolution on this
planet, repeatedly and frequently exposed to catastrophe and outrageous fortune, we have
those choices pretty deeply embedded in our genetic make-up. The behavior of an electorate
at any given moment reflects that terror-filled cumulative experience.
If the source of threat is not clear, then fight and flight cease to be
viable options. Who do you fight if you can't identify the enemy? Where to do flee to if
you don't know where the enemy is? In such a situation, the only remaining choice seems to
be: freeze. Batten down the hatches. Raise the moat bridge. Roll up the tinted windows.
Lock the vault-like doors. Click, click, click.
That kind of freezing we see clearly in the long tradition of conservative
behavior-- political, religious, philosophical, scientific. And it's easy to see the
source. On a planet shaped by volcanic disaster, in a universe of fiercely burning and
exploding stars, little animals either learn caution or they perish. No time for whimsy,
fun, or creative questioning. We live in a dangerous place and only the most aggressively
acquisitive survive.
Social Darwinism? Yes. Of course. Creatures who choose to live in fear
even after old threats have vanished will find reasons aplenty in this world for their
choice. Sure, I'd rather be zipping about in a Miata, but I've got to think of my family
and my future. Let us make our daily rounds in the high security of a Suburban and we feel
both comfortable and oh so safe.
Put a candidate who defends the affluent status quo in front of a populace
50% of whom are invested in the market and the result is SUV politics. Damn the poor and
disadvantage, the differently gendered, the other-skinned, and full speed ahead! And
anyone who opposes us is to be treated as ENEMY!
Yes, we have seen the enemy and it is NOT us, that's for sure. The enemy
that we've been looking for so long and so hard is anyone who shows any sign of hope, joy,
generosity, humility. Frozen, petrified in our bunker-like cars and gated-community homes,
surrounded by the thick paper walls of our vested stock options, we lash out at THEM,
those damnable OTHERS. They, with their careless, CAREFREE THINKING, are endangering us
all!
If a puritan is a person horrified at the thought that someone, somewhere,
is having fun, a conservative is a person who is terrified at the thought that someone,
somewhere is having freedom.
Can you imagine General Motors today designing and selling a car like that
Cadillac 4-door hardtop? No?
So far have we fallen. So fearful, so freedomless have we become.
The massive physical prisons we've built in the last 20 years is only an
outward and visible sign of the massive, greed-based internal prisons we as a nation now
inhabit 24/7/365.
The miracle of the 2000 election is not that Bush won, but that it was
even close. If there is hope in this SUV world it is in the almost paradoxical fact that
the fear-guy, for all his electoral-college success, is a minority president. Full steam
ahead!
END
**Mr. Bumbera has been wrestling with the significance of car design for some time now.
You can read his two earlier reports here,
and here.
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