Why would the owner feel this way?

Answer: Because he would make more money from filling up two cars than from filling up just one.

2. If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?

Answer: 9.

3. If you take half of ten apples away from seven apples, what do you have?

Answer: 5.

4. While reading an article on slaughterhouses, a man fell asleep and dreamed he was a chicken on a large farm. He dreamed that the farmer caught him and put his neck on the chopping block. Just as the axe was descending, the man’s wife walked into the room and touched the back of his neck to awaken him. The shock was so great he died instantly.

What’s wrong with this story?

Answer: The man died while still asleep. How can we know what he was dreaming?

5. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg.

Why not?

Answer: There are no penguins in the Arctic. They live in Antarctica.

6. A man fell asleep after dinner one night. When he woke up he realized that he would have to rush in order to make last call at the local bar. He grabbed a T-shirt and put it on inside-out, with his left arm in the right sleeve and his right arm in the left sleeve.

Where is the label?
    1. outside back.
    2. inside back.
    3. outside front.
    4. inside front.

Answer: Outside back.

7. Using one set of letters in the same order, can you fill in the blanks and make a normal sentence?

A _ o _ a _ l _ doctor had _ o_ a _ l _and therefore, was _ o _ a _ l _ to operate.

Answer: A notable doctor had no table and therefore was not able to operate.

8. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1970 American dollar bills?

Answer: Because $1,990 is more than $1,970.

9. A famous magician claims he can tell the score of any football game before it starts. Many think he is psychic and possesses supernatural powers.

How is it that he can be accurate about the score at least 99 percent of the time?

Answer: Because, before a game starts, the score is 0-0.

10. Which, if any, of the following statements are true?

1.Exactly one of these ten statements is false.
2.Exactly two of these ten statements are false.
3.Exactly three of these ten statements are false.
4.Exactly four of these ten statements are false.
5.Exactly five of these ten statements are false.
6.Exactly six of these ten statements are false.
7.Exactly seven of these ten statements are false.
8.Exactly eight of these ten statements are false.
9.Exactly nine of these ten statements are false.
10.Exactly ten of these ten statements are false.

Answer: Statement number nine. Since each of the ten statements contradict the other nine, only one of them can be correct. It just happens that statement number nine correctly accuses the other nine of being false.