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Nicotine
Stains
Henry Bob Kulup takes out after everybody's facorite whipping-boy drug, but winds up in a
place you may not be real comfortable with: If the American past was shaped by nicotine, what happens when the drug is gone?Cosmology:
A Thought Experiment
Cheki Boggus, our in-house eschatologist, lets his science-based imagination take wing and
questions whether the cosmological King's New
Clothes exist at all.
EAR ORGASM
Harriet Lobdell gives precise instructions concerning how to have an orgasm inside the two
sound-collecting objects attached to the side of your head. Hint: She is probably not
talking about what you at this moment think she's talking about.
No Joy in Mudville,
Or Anywhere Else...
Our guy turns his back on a beautiful sight and starts looking at the faces around
him that are looking at the beautiful sight. Which leads him to wonder who's really having fun in this Age of Affluence.
08-26-00
A few words and one very w - i - d - e
picture to stretch your mind. Note: the page contains a 160K graphics file plus
a midi file. Give it time to load.

The Quiet Ecstasy of Piety
Our guy's hungry psyche, baffled by the rest of the world, gets a gentle comeuppance when he returns and looks at
America with fresh eyes.
Things Fall Apart.

The Golden Mean of Marfa
Elinor Hoefs takes us on a fictional trip to Marfa,
Texas, where an art critic finds more than he expects in the nothingness of the
desert.
Rez Rape
A truckstop on Interstate 17 in northern Arizona, and its silent prisoner. A short story by Bloce Kaibab.



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EYEmageS
What, me? You saying I got lazy retinas? Yep, that's what
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Are TV Commercials
American Haiku?
Diebold Essen suggests that great art is hidden away in the raucous, slam-bam thank-you
ma'am world of TV hucksterism.
Grand Canyon Breaks
We finally lose our American tourist virginity and go to Grand Canyon. Our response may
surprise you. Hint: We got it down to two
words.

Kulchur Kwotient No. 788.
Brainteasers 22.
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Tasteless Jokes 22
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WHERIZIT?
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from easy to, um, fairly obscure.

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