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"Giving well is the best revenge."

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Nicotine
Stains

Henry Bob Kulup takes out after everybody's facorite whipping-boy drug, but winds up in a place you may not be real comfortable with: If the American past was shaped by nicotine, what happens when the drug is gone?

Cosmology:
A Thought Experiment

Cheki Boggus, our in-house eschatologist, lets his science-based imagination take wing and questions whether the cosmological King's New Clothes exist at all.

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Harriet Lobdell gives precise instructions concerning how to have an orgasm inside the two sound-collecting objects attached to the side of your head. Hint: She is probably not talking about what you at this moment think she's talking about.

No Joy in Mudville,
Or Anywhere Else...
Our guy turns his back on a beautiful sight and starts looking at the faces around him that are looking at the beautiful sight. Which leads him to wonder who's really having fun in this Age of Affluence.

08-26-00
A few words and one very  w - i - d - e   picture to stretch your mind. Note: the page contains a 160K graphics file plus a midi file. Give it time to load.

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The Quiet Ecstasy of Piety
Our guy's hungry psyche, baffled by the rest of the world, gets a gentle comeuppance when he returns and looks at America with fresh eyes.

Things Fall Apart.

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The Golden Mean of Marfa
greenonblacksm.gif (1898 bytes)Elinor Hoefs takes us on a fictional trip to Marfa, Texas, where an art critic finds more than he expects in the nothingness of the desert.

Rez Rape
A truckstop on Interstate 17 in northern Arizona, and its silent prisoner. A short story by Bloce Kaibab.

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"Giving well is the best revenge."
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You Are
What You SEE

Sociologists and urbanologists are always coming up with lists of "livable" cities. We've created a more generalized (and, we feel, more useful) list which will tell you how to interpret what you actually see when you get up in the morning and look out the window. Illustrated.

Are You TV-deprived?
The truly cool know it is simply not possible to watch too much TV. The important question for any career- oriented person now is: "Am I watching ENOUGH TV?" Find out with our helpful quiz.

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EYEmageS
What, me? You saying I got lazy retinas? Yep, that's what we're saying. So we've worked up a few isometrics to get the old rods and cones back in shape.

Are TV Commercials
American Haiku?

Diebold Essen suggests that great art is hidden away in the raucous, slam-bam thank-you ma'am world of TV hucksterism.

Grand Canyon Breaks
We finally lose our American tourist virginity and go to Grand Canyon. Our response may surprise you. Hint: We got it down to two words.

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Kulchur Kwotient No. 788.

Brainteasers 22.
ESL Fun: The 3 Best Ways to Learn English.
Tasteless Jokes 22
Roll of the Dice. Click here to be whisked to a random page in the archives.

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If greed is good, take our little quiz to find out just how good your are.

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map19.gif (1844 bytes)Cartophiles of the world, unite! Here's a quick test to check up on your map-sense. All you have to do is identify 20 countries by looking at maps, ranging from easy to, um, fairly obscure.

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