Ten Words No. 1: A Short Story. Once again we plunge into the
swamp of "fiction," something nobody except readers of The New Yorker, or Harry
Potter, cares about. At least we have a neat gimmick, with our 10 random words. Let's see
if staff interest remains high. [B+]
Are You an Internet
Sex Addict? Two things attract readers: Sex, and humor. Fortunately, they are two
things that also interest our writers. We were intrigued by how close to the unabashedly
vulgar this little self-help test came. [A-]
Tehuacana.
When we published a more or less straight (meaning: linear) version of this novel in an
early issue, we were not prepared for the reader response. Encouraged, we went back into
the manuscript and laboriously added two whole "internet" layers. It is now
viable meta-fiction (meaning it has lots of internal hyperlinks that let you jump around
inside the world of the novel), and it can also be read in a random sequence of chapters.
[A+]
Gustaw Herling.
So many people have paid such a high price in the battle for human rights. How easy, and
dangerous, it is for the wired world to forget. [B]
Howz Ur FQ?.
Once again mixing sex and humor. Are there no depths to which we will not reach to try to
get readers laughing about sex? [B-]
Bodies. Given
how many billions of square inches of skin are on display on the Internet, why should be
add a few more? Because we wanted beautiful skin, that's why. [A]
Naked Jesus.
Now we've really done it: sex, plus religion. We haven't tried anything like this since
"The Edges of Divinity" in an earlier issue. A good idea here, but we couldn't
come up with enough images, so it seems a bit shallow. [C-]
Words &
Numbers. Maybe we were feeling some puritanical guilt about all the sex stuff in this
issue. So we threw in a really mature puzzle. [B]
Absolute
Quarantine. Just when it seemed the issue was going to wind up without any of our
usual metaphysical craziness-bullshit, here comes Denise Hawkins with a little Swiftian
jab at human violence. [A-]
The Great Fallacy.
Not to be outdone by Ms. Hawkins, Harriet Lobdell chimes in with this nicely designed,
sort of minimalist-orientalist argument for less-is-more. Or something. [B-]
Novalis.
So an issue that started out fun and frivolous, winds up knee-deep in Big Ideas. Still,
when the editor-in-Chief speaks, we listen... [B-]
Thought Unbound.
We can always count on Chardo Blue Plains (at least when he puts in an appearance) to skew
EVERYTHING in some totally weird way. Thanks a lot, Chard. [C-]
Overall Grade for Magellan's Log 19:
[B-]
--Doc Cuddy
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