
Naked Jesus
by Maurice Fitznuggly
Among the thousands, nay, the millions of images of Jesus, many of them so
saccharine they make your teeth hurt, how many show this man-god naked?
A very, very small percentage.
Used to be, in the good old days of the Renaissance, that at least Baby Jesus was
sometimes depicted without even a trace of swaddling clothes. Not any more.
As for the Big Scene on the Cross: It was always one of those kid things with me to
wonder who was responsible for the swatch of cloth always draped artfully across the
Divine Crotch. Were we supposed to believe the Bad Guys (those Romans!) who went around
nailing people to crosses were nonetheless so filled with modesty that they supplied their
victims with genital coverage? My kid brain didn't think so.
Just another item on that longest of lists, the one we all compile as we grow up and
then forget when we ourselves join the list: examples of adult hypocrisy.
I grew up, studied art history and discovered that actually some of the biggest old
names in Art had indeed done naked Jesuses. The other day I stumbled across one such in
some book I was reading, and I thought: Aha! Time to search the Wild Wild Web for naked
Jesuses. Time to CIRCULATE THOSE IMAGES!
Alas.
Alas.
I'm here to report: The web is not so wild after all. The ommodest Jesus images are
still mostly trapped in books.
Still, ever eager to smite through the smirk of adult hypocrisy, I thought I'd pass on
what I found.
Readers who may locate other Internet imagery are invited to send me the URL at once, please!
Proceed now to the first image...
WARNING:
These images may be offensive.
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