PI.S.P.A.
Organ No. 4
 Unlike
persons equipped with No. 3, those bearing this baby couldn't care less about looking like
the other guys. These people go through life with an air of confidence which may or may
not be justified by other of their equipment, especially that from the neck up. The
potential here for serious testosterone trouble is great.Pet Name: Harold. Probable Occupations: Anything from chief cook at Wendy's to high school football coach to vice-president of marketing at a major oil company.. Education: Some drop out after 8th grade, others go for a B.A. in Physical Education. Likely Vehicle: Chevrolet Suburban, of any vintage. Political Affiliation: Straight Republican, but would vote for Ross Perot in a minute if he ever ran again. Favorite Channel: ESPN. Last Book Read: It was by Dan Jenkins, but he can't remember the title. Favorite Table Game: Draw poker. Favorite Outdoor Sport: Deer season, with quail season a very close second. I.Q Range: 70-85.
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