PI.S.P.A.
Organ No. 3
 The
owner of Organ No. 3, though enjoying a mid-size tool, suffers, if he lives in America,
from a profound Preputial Complex. Since American doctors persist in whacking off
foreskins within minutes after birth, the male who escapes the butchery evinces a certain
bipolar attitude toward themselves and their organ. On the one hand, he delights in the
high level of sensitivity afforded by the protective presence of a foreskin. On the other
hand, he's worried all his life about "not looking like other boys."Pet Name: Marty. Probable Occupations: Exxon Tiger Mart manager; owner of 16 MacDonald's franchises in eastern North Dakota; Ostrich Farm foreman on Tamiami Trail. Education: B.A. in sociology. Likely Vehicle: Mercury Grand Marquis. Political Affiliation: "I vote for the man, not for the party." Favorite Channel: The History Channel. Last Book Read: Stephen King's newest. Favorite Table Game: Canasta. Favorite Outdoor Sport: Water-skiing. I.Q Range: 90-140.
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