P.I.S.P.A.
Organ No. 2
 While
Organ No. 1 represented the rather boring middle of the old Bell Curve, with Organ No. 2
we are already venturing into slightly more problematic territory. The holder of Organ No.
2 has, out of the corner of his eye in lockerrooms, become aware of the fact that his is
not exactly the biggest schlong on the block. This awareness, though unadmitted, has
played a profound role in his psychosocial development.Pet Name: George. Probable Occupations: Wal-mart assistant manager; Jiffy-Lube supervisor; IRS troubleshooter. Education: A.A. Likely Vehicle: Dodge Ram Pickup with 7-liter engine and quad rear tires. Political Affiliation: Solidly Republican. Favorite Channel: ESPN. Last Book Read: The Little Engine That Could, at his mother's knee. Favorite Table Game: Texas Hold 'Em. Favorite Outdoor Sport: Snowboarding through Yellowstone in January. I.Q. Range: 80-105.
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