PI.S.P.A.
Organ No. 1
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we have what we may take as a typical specimen, average in all aspects: length, girth,
inferred ductility, dangle angle, etc. We ask the reader to ignore the size of the
appended spermatozoa-generating organs. They have no bearing on our investigation. Below
are the inferences one may safely draw about the person attached to Organ No. 1.Pet Name: Charlie (a.k.a. Peter; Dick; or Johnson). Probable Occupations: Mid-level manager in multi-national food-conglomerate; JC Penny men's clothing buyer; Allstate agent. Education: State university bachelor's degree; possible night-school M.B.A. Likely Vehicles: Chevrolet, Hyundai. Political Affiliation: Calls self "independent" but lately has mostly voted Republican. Favorite Channel: ESPN. Last Book Read: Tale of Two Cities in high school English class. Favorite Table Game: Dominoes. Favorite Outdoor Sport: Popping squirrels with son's Daisy b-b gun. I.Q Range: 90-115.
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