
MAGISTERIAL
WORDS
by Doc
Cuddy
It's the age of glib. Some call it irony. Sarcasm with smarts. Letterman's put-upon
variants. Seinfeld's gentle sneer. (At least Seinfeld and Letterman carry it off well.
Lesser intelligences, such as George W., try it and it comes out as a derisive smirk).
Glib even has a regular spot on the Times op-ed page in the
persona of Maureen Dowd. If you don't subscribe to Vanity Fair, the New Yorker, and
People, and watch the E-channel at least six hours a day with occasional clicks over to
CNN, MSNBC, Fox, and MTV, and go see three new movies every week, and have six gigabytes
of MP3 files on your hard-disk, it's impossible to make sense of Dowd's torrent of
supposedly hip media references, metaphors, and similes (smirks by any other name...).
Even your present media friend, yes, Magellan's Log is
guilty of this kind of writing. Give us a short, timely topic and if we don't wring the
last drop of irony out of it, we'll do a penance of 10 Lettermans and 5 Bill Mahers.
Performed well, there's nothing wrong with glib. It's
smooth, slick, and goes down easy, like a perfect morsel of sushi. Fast words for an age
of fast food. Disposable writing for an age of disposable careers.
Is it possible that we're missing something, that our
skillful, mildly funny glibness is like haute couture? You wear it once, then it goes into
a museum, where a hundred years from now people will marvel at the quaint irrelevance of
it all?
How can it be bad for us, or wrong, or detrimental? We're
surrounded by it: print, movies, TV, radio, music, advertising. Everywhere we go, there it
is:
MESSAGE, followed by
nudge-nudge, wink-wink,
next MESSAGE, next nudge-wink, etc.
Is this, as someone said, all there is, word-wise?
Hint: Go to your nearest library (you remember libraries?
the buildings with lots of books that aren't for sale, not even on-line?). Check out any
book by Saul Bellow.
Take it home. Read it (yes, it is possible to read non-pixel words; it's like you never
forget how to ride a bicycle; just try and it'll come back to you).
Quaint, you say, now you're really talking quaint. Saul
Bellow? In a book? Old guy. Old medium. Old story. Why bother?
Because, my friend, I did that last week, I who am as
immersed in glib as any editor. Checked out Herzog.
Read it.
My first thought, on page 1? "How easily we
forget..."
Forget what? you say.
That there are writers, and there are writers. Lesser
writers, and magisterial writers.
That words have power, lesser, smirky power in the
keyboards and mouths of lesser smirky performers, magisterial power in the keyboards of
magisterial writers. With words, Bellow is magisterial.
There are are of course others. Those people you slept
through or avoided altogether in college. Writers who (forgive me, but the truth, in an
age of glib, comes out sounding absurdly melodramatic) paid a very high price in
suffering, loneliness, and doubt to get certain words on paper in a certain order.
You want quaint? Try these for "quaint": Emily
Dickinson. Poe. Not quaint enough? How about J. Austen? H. Fielding?
Oh, you say, I get it, he's talking about "great"
books. Jeez. Seeing the movie version of Gone with the Wind was boring enough. Now he
wants me to read it.
Nope. I personally don't care what you read (though, as
editor, I of course hope you continue to read Magellan's Log-- yes, we've done our share
of glib, but we've tried to do a fair amount of non-glib as well; check the
"Literature" and "Religion" indexes in our Site Map). I'm just here to
remind you that there's more to the life of the mind, to the life of YOUR mind than MTV,
WWF, WB, and the shallow, stagnant tidal pools that fill the Times best-seller list, and
the comic book pictures that move on the screens of your local cineplex.
Big words, magisterial words with the power. To. Move.
Your. Soul. They're not going away. They're ready for you when (if ever) you're ready for
them.
End of sermonette.
2 Weeks Later: Full Disclosure
I got a hundred pages into Herzog, every page a marvel, a short lesson in what
English can still be and do. Verbal tableaux vivantes, words going off like flashbulbs
momentarily illuminating dark corners of the soul.
And I stopped reading. Stepping into Bellow's magically
evoked mid-century world was like walking into a familiar hurricane: America in the 1940s
and 1950s was America at the end of its European tether. America the cultural adolescent
still unable to break free of its parent. I stopped reading because I started getting
depressed by the powerful memories of that repressed and repressive era. Eisenhower.
McCarthy. CinemaScope. Hydramatic. Colgate. Betty Furness. Bennett Cerf.
Feeling guilt, I rushed to the bookstore. Quick, get
another Bellow: Humboldt's Gift. Read, read, read.
Depressed, depressed, depressed.
Beware the power of words. Though they are rare, great and
grand story-tellers we shall always have with us. Their job is not just to remember but to
remember with conviction. The best, from Homer on, do it so well that they can suck you
right into their lost worlds.
The final moral of the sermonette then is: When you finally
tire of trivial words, choose masterpieces but always remember that the people behind the
words are powerful magicians. When you pick up one of their books, whether it is Bellow or
Dickens or Austen, you are selecting a spell. Caution is advised.
END
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