Question No. 1:
What kind of day will I have tomorrow?
George Bush is going to wake up happy tomorrow morning. If Shrub wakes up happy, what do you think that says about your chances for having a good day?
Mercury is in the third quarter with Sagittarius rising and Saturn is forming an infected bicuspid with Mars. Need we say more?
Your biorhythms indicate a triple congruence after midnight tonight. Do not, repeat, do not purchase a single share on margin for at least 24 hours.
We could not believe what our tea leaves told us. At no extra charge, we consulted a kilo of sheep’s entrails we happened to have left over from the last Burning Man. They confirmed with maggot-emphasized clarity what the tea leaves had revealed: It will be foolhardy if you consume any beverage tomorrow that is not 100% decaffeinated.
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