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Misadventures Art Looking By Hamid "Not take time but always find the God," that my old grandfather tell me many time. I alway so smiling but never understanding but never ask what he mean because he alway beat me with near tree stick when I not understand, so today our the class go museum and I see much bad picture that in my country you lose your hand or maybe your head for bad picture. Therefore, this museum it have many bad picture and I think my grandfather and I think well sonuvabitch this America have a nice day, Grandfather, because Teacher say we must look at picture and write nice essay about our the thinking there, so I hope Grandfather forgive my bad eye see so many bad picture this day. I stand up picture long time and think think think. Why woman have no the cloth? I buy the Playboy I know why woman have no the cloth, to make nice young fellow like me have bad thinking, but in museum why no the cloth, because isn't museum place for the good thinkings, that what I think when I look look long time at woman with no the cloth. So soon I must to go to sitting down and crossing the leg, when Teacher come say, Well, Hamid, what you think, and therefore nonetheless I say, I think America museum not good place for nice boy Hamid. The art looking in America not good for nice boy Hamid the stomach hurt bad. Misadventures in English No. 4 >> Back to Magellan's Log 13 |