You see, I learned by myself, and a god has planted
many kinds of melodies in my soul. I can say that boldly, as long as the subject is not
the happy discipline of poetry but the god-like art of laziness. With whom would I be
better off thinking and talking about idleness than with myself? And so, in that immortal
hour when genius bestowed on me the mission of proclaiming the gospel of true pleasure and
love, I spake unto myself: "O, idleness, idleness! You are the life-giving breath of
innocence and rapture. It is you whom the blessed breathe, and blessed is he who possesses
and cherishes you, you holy gem! You single fragment of divinity which was left to us from
Paradise." While I was talking to myself like that, I sat by a stream, like a pensive
girl lost in a shallow novel, and watched the fleeing waves. But the waves fled and flowed
so calmly,
quietly,
and sentimentally, as if expecting a Narcissus to look at his image in the clear surface
and intoxicate himself with beautiful egoism. They could have enticed even me into losing
myself more and more deeply in the inner perspective of my spirit, were it not for the
fact that my very nature is so unself-centered and so practical that even my speculation
is incessantly concerned with the universal good. Therefore, although my mind was as
languid in its feeling of well-being as my out-stretched arms and legs, which had been
totally relaxed by the great heat, I gave serious thought to the feasibility of permanent
embrace. I pondered the means of prolonging cohabitation, and of avoiding in the future
all childishly touching elegies about sudden separation rather than, as we have done in
the past, seeing the funny side of such machinations of fate simply because it had
happened and was unchangeable. Only after the might of reason thus bent to the full broke
up on the unattainability of the ideal and grew slack did I give myself up to the stream
of thoughts and listen docilely to the colorful fairy tales with which desire and
imagination, the irresistible sirens in my own breast, enchanted my senses. It did not
occur to me to basely criticize the seductive conjurings although I knew well that most of
them were only beautiful lies. The soft music of my imagination seemed to fill up the gaps
of desire. Gratefully I perceived this and decided that what good fortune had given me
this time should be recreated in the future for us both by my own inventiveness and that I
should begin this poem of truth for you. Thus did the first bud of the wonderful plant of
chance and love sprout. And just as freely as it burst forth, I thought, so too shall it
grow luxuriantly and wildly; and I will never, out of any lowly love of order and thrift,
prune the superfluous leaves and runners.Like a wise man of the orient, I was
completely lost in a series of holy daydreams and in quiet contemplation of the eternal
essences, particularly yours and mine. Greatness in repose, say the masters, is the
highest object of plastic art. And without intending to, and without exerting myself
excessively, I shaped into poetry our eternal essences in this admirable style. I
remembered and saw how we looked as soft sleep embraced the lovers in the middle of the
act of love. Now and then one of them opened an eye, smiled at the sweet sleep of the
other, and woke up enough to start a playful word, a caress. But before the wantonness
thus begun was completed we both sank, closely entwined, back into the blessed womb of a
half-conscious self-forgetfulness.
With the greatest displeasure I now thought about the terrible people who would like to
subtract sleep from life. They have probably never slept, and also never lived. Why then
are the gods gods, if not because they consciously and intentionally do nothing, because
they understand this and are masters of it? And just think how poets, wise men, and saints
strive to equal the gods in this! How they compete in praise of solitude, of leisure, and
of a liberal unconcern and inactivity! And how rightly so. For everything which is good
and beautiful exists already and maintains itself by its own power. Why then the necessity
for all this striving and progress without cease and without purpose? Can this storm and
stress give nourishment or beautiful form to the infinite plant of humanity, which quietly
grows and takes shape by itself? This empty, restless striving is nothing but a Nordic bad
habit and produces nothing but boredom, alien and yet our own. And with what does it begin
and end if not with the antipathy, which is so widespread now, to the world? The
inexperienced, conceited man, not even suspecting that his antipathy betrays a lack of
sense and reason, considers it a superior sort of discontent with the universal
despicability of the world and of life, about whose true nature he however has not the
faintest inkling. He can't of course, for work and usefulness are Deaths Angels who
with fiery swords block mans return to Paradise. Only with calmness and gentleness,
in the holy silence of genuine passivity can one regain access to one's entire being and
contemplate the world and life. How does all intellectual and poetic creation come about
if not by wholly surrendering oneself to the influence of some force of genius? And yet
the actual speaking and structuring are
only incidental in all art and science; the essence consists of
the internal act of intellectual and poetic creation, and that is possible only through
passivity. To be sure, it is intentional, arbitrary, and one-sided, but it is still
passivity. The more beautiful the climate, the more passive the people. Only Italians know
how to walk; and only Orientals know how to rest: where has the human spirit taken finer
and sweeter shape than in India? And in all parts of the world, it is the right to
idleness which distinguishes nobles from commoners; it is in fact the true principle of
nobility.
Finally, where is more pleasure, and more permanence, strength and spirit of pleasure?
In women, whose relationship we call passivity? Or in men, among whom the transition from
excessive rage to boredom is faster than the transition from good to evil?
Really, we should not neglect the study of idleness so criminally but should make it an
art and a science, even a religion! To sum up: the more divine a man or a work of man is,
the more similar they are to a plant, which, of all natures forms, is the most moral
and the most beautiful. And therefore, the highest, most nearly perfect life would be
nothing but a pure vegetating.
Content in the pleasure of my existence, I undertook to rise above all finite, and thus
despicable, goals and projects. In this undertaking, nature herself seemed to strengthen
me and to exhort me in many-voiced chorales to further idleness, when suddenly a new
phenomenon revealed itself. I thought I was sitting, invisible, in a theater. On one side
one saw the familiar stage, lights, and painted scenery; on the other, a huge mob of
spectators, a veritable sea of inquisitive heads and participating eyes. On the right side
of the foreground, instead of scenery, one saw the figure of Prometheus, who was making
men. He was fettered by a long chain and worked with the greatest urgency and exertion; a
few gigantic apprentices stood by him, incessantly lashing him and urging him on. Clay and
other materials were present in super-abundance. He used fire from a large coal oven.
Across the way one saw the deified Hercules, a mute figure, as usual with Hebe on his lap.
On the front part of the stage a crowd of youthful figures, very happy and obviously not
living merely for appearances, was running about and talking. The youngest of these were
like little cupids, the older ones like pictures of fauns; but each had his own manner, a
striking originality of face. And all of them bore a similarity to the Devil of Christian
painters or poets; one might have called them Satanisks.
One of the smallest of them said, "He who does not reject can not accept; to do
either, one must do both infinitely, and the right note is struck by toying with men. So
isn't a certain esthetic malice an essential part of a harmonious education?"
"Nothing is more insane," said another, "than when moralists reproach
you men for your egoism. They are completely wrong: for what god can be venerable for a
man who is not his own god? Of course men err in believing that they have an ego; but if
you want to think that your body or your name or your possessions warrant such a belief,
at least a dwelling is ready in case an ego should ever come along."
"And it is only fitting that you honor this Prometheus.," said one of the
largest. "He made you all and still turns out a few of your kind."
In fact, the apprentices threw each new man, as soon as he was finished, down among the
spectators, where one could immediately no longer tell him apart, so alike were they all.
"The only thing wrong is his method," the Satanisk continued. "How could
one want to make only men? Those aren't even the right tools." With that he gestured
toward a crude figure of the god of gardens which stood right at the back of the stage
between a cupid and a very beautiful, unclothed Venus. "To that extent, our friend
Hercules, who could keep fifty girls, heroic ones at that, busy in one night for the
salvation of mankind, was more nearly right. He also worked, and strangled many dreadful
monsters, but the goal of his career was always a noble idleness; and it is for that
reason that he made it to Olympus. Not so with this Prometheus, the inventor of education
and enlightenment. You got it from him, whatever it is that keeps you from ever resting,
that drives you on and on. It comes from him, this need when you have nothing else to do,
to try to build character or to look at each other and try to figure yourselves out. Such
an enterprise is vile. But Prometheus, because he seduced men into work, must now also
work, whether he wants to or not. He will have boredom enough and never be freed of his
fetters."
When the spectators heard this, they broke out in tears and jumped onto the stage in
order to assure their father of their most active sympathy. And then the allegorical
comedy disappeared.