Magellan's Log
Self-help Index (Funny / Serious)

Self-Help / FUNNY:
Ah Swan! How Southern Are You Anyway? Ceci Lumley.
Apocalypse When? A checklist for the equity-challenged.
Are You an Internet Sex Addict? Joel Fluker.
Are You a Genuine Old-fashioned Cloth-coat Republican? Jerden Purmort.
Are You an Outhouse Republican? Joel Fluker. Helpful political self-tests.
Are You a 21st Century Person? Find out whether you're living in the past.
Bibliotherapy, Cinetherapy, Cybertherapy. Books & movies that make us laugh.
Bumpersticker. Our very own Do-It-Yourself bumpersticker for all agnostics-in-training.
Capitalist Checklist. Rate your capitalist tendencies.
Churchgoers' Delight: Rate Your Religion. 20 questions to see how YOUR church shapes up.
CPD and the Heartbreak of Overprinting. Test yourself for incipient CPD.
Daily Quotation. Words to more or less live by.
The Dangers of Creeping Liberalism, Tolerance, and Rationality. A powerful warning to today's youth.
Daseinschock! Freud's last, greatest insight into human behavior, with check-up quiz.
Do’s and Don’t’s. Understanding the new rules of freedom of expression in 21st-century America.
Fear and Loathing in the 21st Century. Self-tests to help you know your fears
Freudian Symbols for the 3rd Millennium. Harriet Lobdell's radical new take on dream images.
GECW vs. GICW. A worksheet to determine your true net worth.
Gluttony. If greed is good, find out how good your are.
Greater & Lesser Truths. A staff compilation, for better or worse.
The Heartbreak of Acute Chronological Displacement Syndrome. Astraeu Chakar gets to the bottom of your discontent.
Hot Links 64. More sites for sore eyes.
Hot Links 72.
How Corrupt Is Your Country? A little self-help test for the ethically challenged.
How 21st Century Are You? Maurice Fitznuggly's checklist for the cyber-insecure.
Howz Ur D.I.Q? Jerden Purmort's guide to intelligence in the new American age.
Last Things. A little quiz to help you get through these difficult "End Times."
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Lost Worlds. Rean Rhyne and Angus Verspeeten. 9 planets for imaginary exploring, with midi's.
M.A.D. (Millennial Affective Disorder). Robert L. Tufford. A little diagnostic test.
The Magellan's Log Cyber-divining Sheep-Entrails-Replacement Fortune-Telling Machine.
The Magellan's Log All-time Feel-good Fun-o-matic Rapture Quiz.
The Magellan's Log Delphic Cyber-oracle. A free public service of this publication.
The Magellan's Log Ego Altar.
Millennial Culture-at-a-Glance. Our helpful guide.
Mind Check. Have your perceputal abilities been damaged by government propaganda?
MLMPI. The Magellan's Log Multi-phasic Personality Inventory Test.
Marijuana Use in the United States. The official map, and our corrected map.
M.A.T. Test. Millennial culture quiz in the form of an S.A.T. parody.
Misothamnisty! Our diagnostic quiz to help you cope with George II.
The New Millennium Inkblot Test.
The Official Magellan's Log Psychic Global Weather Forecasting Service.
pH for the Value-free New Millennium. Henry Bob Kulup. Test your own millennial values.
The Primrose Path Game. Find out how close to true happiness you are.
Pro Bons Mots. Elinor Hoefs. Social first aid for the prematurely wealthy.
P.T.B.D. The Post-Traumatic Bush Disorder, our proposed modest addendum to the DSM catalog of mental problems.
The Quantum Effect in Daily Life. Cutting-edge physics applied to life's little problems.
The R.A.T. (Reincarnation Aptitude Test). R U Ready for your next life???
S.A.T. Supplementary Questions for the Reality-challenged. Harriet Lobdell.
Shining a Light into the Darkness. Sylvia Thodhiss. Generate predictions for (y)our future.v
Snob Test. Robert Lonke. Rate your own scramble for status.
So You Want to Be a Real American. A handy little check-up quiz for those who want to join us here in the richest, most powerful empire in the history of the world.
The State of the World. Our desperate collection of weird photos to help us all figure out what's going on.
S.U.V. Driving Test. Pedkop Bumbera.
Test Your Faith. Jerden Purmort's quiz to see how you shape up as a citizen of the world's newest theocracy.
Test Your Gullibility. John Mimbres.
Test Your Rose-colored Spectacles. Pedro Bofecillos. A quiz to check your ability to guess the future realistically.
Texanization. A quiz to help you find your place in the modern Texo-centric world.
What, Me Repressed? The Magellan's Log Test of Reality-denial.
What's Wrong with This Picture? An exercize to test your "imperial citizenship readiness."
What's Wrong with This Picture? Part II Jerden Purmort's handy little graphic "citizenship-readiness" test.
You Are What You Believe. Maurice Fitznuggly's self-help test re systems of belief.