Botched Headlines

Botched Headlines
Gathered from around the Web...

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris
Around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles
on Falkland Islands

Miners Refuse to Work
after Death

Two Soviet Ships Collide;
One Dies

Astronaut Takes Blame
for Gas in Spacecraft

Sex Education Delayed;
Teachers Request Training